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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
3 Ways to Make the Best Use of XXL Dildo in the Bedroom
So you’ve decided to bring a XXL Dildo into your sex life—congrats, you absolute legend. That’s not a beginner move, that’s power-player energy. You’re not here for some flirty little tickle. You want to feel full, stretched, wrecked—in all the best, body-shaking ways. But own...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
4 Ways Perfect Penis Can Make Your Morning Fun
Waking up groggy, drool on your chin, hair looking like a bird's nest, and not a single fuck to give—yep, sounds like every damn weekday. But what if your mornings didn’t start with snoozing the alarm five times and scrolling through trash memes? What if instead, you kicked of...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Mr Hankey Toys Are Go To For These 3 Genders
Alright, strap in—or strap on—because we’re diving deep into the filthiest, most fabulous, no-fucks-given playground of them all: Mr Hankey Toys. These ain't your average plastic dildos that give up halfway through the ride. We’re talking monster cock replicas, thick-ass beast...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Goliath Dildo Is What You Need for These 4 Situations
You don’t whip out a Goliath Dildo for just any kind of solo session—it’s not your everyday quickie sidekick. This beast is called Goliath for a reason. It’s the big leagues, the full-throttle, wall-shaking, hole-stretching experience you pull out when you’re ready to stop pla...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
3 Ways Fist Dildos Can Help Twinks Like You
Alright babe, if you're a twink who lives for that next-level stretch and you're still playing around with average-sized toys, it's time for a damn glow-up. Let’s talk about the glorious world of fist dildos—yes, those thick, girthy monsters shaped just like a real fuckin’ fis...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
4 Ways Biggest Dildo Will Rejuvenate Your Holes
So, your holes are feeling a little... underwhelmed lately? Like they’ve been ghosted by real action? Maybe it’s time to drop the cute shit and bring in the heavy artillery. Enter the biggest dildo—the monster that doesn’t just slide in, it announces its presence like a damn w...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Why Gays Swear by the Best Realistic Dildos in Bed
Alright, let’s get one thing straight—well, not that kind of straight. We’re talkin’ about why gay men are losing their damn minds over the best realistic dildos and why you should too if you’ve been sleeping on ‘em (hopefully not literally, unless you’re into that). These bad...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Most Realistic Dildo Will Help You Get Out Of Situationship
You know that guy who says he’s “not ready for a relationship” but still expects you to suck him off, cuddle after, and act like his part-time therapist? Yeah. That dude. We’ve all been there—trapped in a glorified situationship where the dick’s decent, the emotional availabil...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Reasons Why Fantasy Dildo Is The Go Toy For Gen-Z Couples
Alright, let’s not sugarcoat shit—Gen-Z isn’t about that vanilla, missionary-only life. This generation grew up on Tumblr smut, OnlyFans subscriptions, and zero shame in chasing what gets them dripping wet or rock-hard. And guess what’s been flying off the shelves faster than...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Fantasy Sex Toys: A New Buzz In The Gay Town
So, what the hell is going on in gay town lately? Oh, you haven’t heard? Fantasy sex toys are blowing up harder than a bottom on a Friday night after tequila shots. This ain’t your usual butt plug and lube situation anymore—nah, things have gotten wild, wet, and downright mons...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
3 Reasons Drew Sebastian Dildo Should Be In Your Bucket List
If you’ve ever stared down your sex drawer and felt like something’s missing—something thick, brutal, and beautifully obscene—you’re not alone. It’s about damn time you upped your game and got a grip on the beast that is the Drew Sebastian Dildo. This ain’t your average silico...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Ever Held a Hankey Toy & Questioned Your Life Choices? Same.
You ever unwrap something, hold it in your hands, and immediately realize you might have underestimated what you signed up for? Yeah, that’s exactly what happens the first time you get your hands on Hankey Toys. The pictures? Deceptive. The measurements? Abstract numbers until...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
6 Ways a Fisting Toy Makes a Strap-On Session Twice as Hot
Strap-on sex is already hot as hell, but when you throw a fisting toy into the mix? That’s when things get filthy. Imagine your partner stretching you wide open, prepping your hole for something even bigger. It’s teasing on a whole new level, getting you so wrecked, so despera...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Why the Goliath Dildo Is Making Even Hardcore Size Lovers Sweat
You ever see something so massive that your brain just short-circuits for a second? Like, you need a moment to process what you’re looking at because there’s no way in hell it’s actually real? That’s the Goliath Dildo effect. The exact moment when confidence collides with real...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
How an XXL Dildo Turns Your Sex Life Into an Extreme Sport
You ever look at an XXL dildo and think, that’s not a sex toy, that’s a goddamn challenge? Because, at a certain size, this isn’t just about getting an orgasm anymore. It’s an event. A feat of strength. A test of endurance. And just like any extreme sport, it takes preparation...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Ever Looked at a Clydesdale Dildo and Thought, ‘Damn, That’s Hung’?
You don’t have to be a cowboy to appreciate a horse cock that’s built different. If you’ve ever seen a Clydesdale in motion, you already know that those beasts are packing. Thick, powerful, and damn near mythical in size, a Clydesdale’s cock isn’t just big, it’s legendary. And...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
If You Can Take This Large Dildo, You’re Braver Than a Navy SEAL
You ever look at a ridiculously large dildo and think, Damn, do I have the courage for this? Because let’s be real, this isn’t for the faint of heart (or tight of hole). This is not some cute little beginner sex toy you giggle at and toss in your nightstand. This is a goddamn...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
4 Reasons Why a Huge Dildo Deserves a Spot in the Guinness Records
Ever seen a dildo so damn huge it makes you question reality? Like, is this a sex toy or a goddamn medieval weapon? Huge dildo is so absurdly massive, it doesn’t just belong in your bedroom, it deserves a whole-ass trophy. We’re talking record-breaking girth, lengths that defy...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
3 Realistic Sex Toys That’ll Have You Screaming Into Your Pillow
You ever had a sex toy so good it made you question every hookup you’ve ever had? The kind that hits so right, you’re left clutching the sheets, wondering if you even need real people anymore? Yeah! Realistic sex toys have gotten that good. These aren’t the stiff, rubbery knoc...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Why These Are the Most Realistic Dildos Money Can Buy
If you’re reaching for a realistic dildo, you don’t want something that just looks like a cock. You want it to feel right, move right, and hit exactly the way a real one would. The whole point is authenticity. Not some weird, plasticky nonsense that feels like it belongs in a...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
These Adult Fantasy Toys Will Make You Moan Like a Hentai Babe
You know the sound. The high-pitched, helpless moans that anime girls make when they’re getting absolutely wrecked by tentacles, monster c*cks, or some other ridiculously hung hentai beast. And, if you’ve ever watched hentai, there’s a good chance you’ve wondered. What would t...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
The Dildo Toy That’ll Make You Say “I Don’t Need a Man” (Or a Woman)
You ever had a night where your toy treated you better than any partner ever could? The kind of night where you laid there, breathless, staring at the ceiling like, Holy shit, that was life-changing.That’s exactly what this dildo toy is about to do to you. Because once you exp...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
What Really Happens When You Add Fist Dildos to Your Threesome
Imagine that you, your partner, and someone else, tangled in a filthy, sweaty, moan-filled haze, pushing every possible limit. But tonight, you’ve decided to throw something extra into the mix. A fist dildo. It’s like a wildcard, a game-changer that takes your threesome from w...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Why Penis Toys Are Stealing the Spotlight in Couple’s Game Nights
Couple’s game nights have always been about more than just Monopoly and charades. But if you’re ready to ditch the boring board games and turn up the heat, there’s a new player stealing the spotlight. Penis toy. These aren’t just your regular bedroom accessories. Penis toys ar...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
What Happens When You Take On a Fisting Toy with Your Partner
Let’s set the scene. You’re staring at this fisting toy, your partner grinning like they’ve got the dirtiest plan in mind, and you’re thinking, Can I even handle this? The answer? F*ck yes, you can. When you bring a fisting toy into your bedroom (or wherever you’re getting fil...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Why Dragon Dildoe is Becoming the Hot Topic in NSFW Subreddits
In recent months, dragon dildoe has taken the NSFW world by storm. If you’ve ever lurked through a few NSFW subreddits, you’ve probably seen them pop up in discussions, memes, and as the main attraction in user posts. What is it about these mythical, fantastical sex toys that...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
You’ll Be Surprised to Know What These Adult Toys Are Capable Of
It’s a lazy evening, and you’re scrolling through your favorite online sex store. A section catches your eye, adult toys. You pause, partly curious, partly skeptical. You’ve heard the buzz, but surely these little gadgets aren’t doing anything revolutionary… right? That’s wher...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
Why Fantasy Adult Toys Based on Your Favorite Cartoons Are Becoming the Hottest Trend
Imagine the nostalgia of your favorite childhood cartoons blending with the boldness of adult imagination. Fantasy adult toys inspired by iconic cartoon characters have become the latest sensation, and it’s not hard to see why. These sex toys are bringing fantasies to life in...
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MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
4 Realistic Dildos So Lifelike They’ll Leave You Questioning Reality
When it comes to realistic dildos, we’re talking about sex toys that are more than just shapes and sizes. These are designed to feel real, look real, and most importantly, deliver real satisfaction. Forget about fantasizing. You can now bring those wild and untamed sexual desi...
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Jan 14
MrHankeyToys
@MrHankeyToys
4 Reasons to Try Fantasy Sex Toys Inspired by Your Favorite Anime Characters
Are you an anime fan with a dirty side? You’ve probably spent hours fantasizing about your favorite characters, imagining what it would be like to bring them into your bedroom fantasies. Well, guess what? Thanks to fantasy sex toys, you don’t need to just imagine anymore. From...
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