Funny quotes and phrases

by Elke Gepunkt

Some of the best funny quotes and phrases, made by Elke Gepunkt.
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ENJOY LIFE IN FULL TRAINS

ENJOY LIFE IN FULL TRAINS

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KEEP CALM AND LET ME FUCK YOU

KEEP CALM AND LET ME FUCK YOU

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FUCK THIS WORLD I'M GOING TO WONDERLAND NOW

FUCK THIS WORLD I'M GOING TO WONDERLAND NOW

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MY BOAT MY RULES

MY BOAT MY RULES

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DRINKING RUM BEFORE 10AM MAKES YOU PIRATE NOT AN ALCOHOLIC

DRINKING RUM BEFORE 10AM MAKES YOU PIRATE NOT AN ALCOHOLIC

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FUCK YOU - LOVE YOU

FUCK YOU - LOVE YOU

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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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I BELIEVE MY PIG WHISTLES

I BELIEVE MY PIG WHISTLES

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GIRLS ARE HOT

GIRLS ARE HOT

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EVER TRIED EVER FAILED NO MATTER TRY AGAIN FAIL AGAIN FAIL BETTER

EVER TRIED EVER FAILED NO MATTER TRY AGAIN FAIL AGAIN FAIL BETTER

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PEOPLE WHO WONDER WETHER THE GLAS IS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL MISS THE POINT

PEOPLE WHO WONDER WETHER THE GLAS IS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL MISS THE POINT

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MY JOB APPLICATION - EVERYONE FOLLOWS ME

MY JOB APPLICATION - EVERYONE FOLLOWS ME

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TOMORROW

TOMORROW

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Created: 03/07/2016
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