Funny quotes and phrases
by Elke Gepunkt
Some of the best funny quotes and phrases, made by Elke Gepunkt.
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ENJOY LIFE IN FULL TRAINS
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KEEP CALM AND LET ME FUCK YOU
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FUCK THIS WORLD I'M GOING TO WONDERLAND NOW
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MY BOAT MY RULES
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DRINKING RUM BEFORE 10AM MAKES YOU PIRATE NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
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FUCK YOU - LOVE YOU
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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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I BELIEVE MY PIG WHISTLES
GIRLS ARE HOT
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EVER TRIED EVER FAILED NO MATTER TRY AGAIN FAIL AGAIN FAIL BETTER
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PEOPLE WHO WONDER WETHER THE GLAS IS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL MISS THE POINT
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MY JOB APPLICATION - EVERYONE FOLLOWS ME
TOMORROW
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