Random Jokes I came up with (to make anybody's day)
1. Carrot
LongTail: hey, TigerClaw, did you see that kittypet earlier?
TigerClaw: yeah, they looked like a carrot
LongTail: what's a carrot? Is it a kittypet thing?
2. Twolegs
SquirrelStar: IvyPool, report
IvyPool: alright well... we saw TwoPaw messing with a young TwoLeg earlier...
SquirrelStar: what? You know what, let's make TwoPaw a warrior
IvyPool: what?! Why?!
SquirrelStar: hey, so TwoPaw, your TwoLeg now, so you can be with your Twoleg friend now, because your both Twolegs
3. Cookies!!!
TallTail: uh, so, Jake, what's your favorite food here?
Jake: oh, you know, the usual... Cookies
4. MonkeyStar
GrayStripe: Hey MonkeyStar!!
MonkeyStar: yeah?
GrayStripe: uh, is your Twoleg racist?
MonkeyStar: .... My Life was a lie!!!
5. Big police
AshFur: and now.... SquirrelFlight, you will be mine!
SquirrelFlight: oh yeah? well, too late! I've already called the big police!
BristleFrost: wee-woo, wee-woo! Hey, your under arrest for being too emotional!
AshFur: not on your life!
BristleFrost: then your going with me!
6. Squirrelly
AshFur: SquirrelFlight, I love you!
SquirrelFlight: yeah? Well too bad, I want to be with Brambie instead
AshFur: Ah mousedung!
BrambleStar: yeah? Well, taste my toxicity!
SquirrelFlight: nevermind, I don't want to be with you
AshFur: so will you take me?
SquirrelFlight: ... You know what, I just take Brambie's toxicity
7. Waffles
GrayStripe: do you like waffles, FireStar?
FireStar: nah, I like pancakes better!
GrayStripe: that's a crime!!
8. Tiny
Ruby: haha, Tiny! Your so tiny!
Tiny: I may be tiny, but I'm still 10x smarter and stronger than you and Socks
Socks: huh? How come? Why aren't we smarter and stronger?
Tiny: maybe it's because you have skill issues
9. IvyPool
TigerStar 1: IvyPaw, we promise great power
IvyPaw: ok, how?
HawkFrost: oh, you know, just go against the warrior code, and kill a bunch of cats for us, that's totally not suspicious!
IvyPaw: hmmm... A bit suspicious, but I'm so jealous of DovePaw, I'll just do what you tell me to do!
10. Pain
StarClan: hey, so, we sent you a power where you feel others pain, YellowFang!
YellowFang: what? that's a horrible power!
SageWhisker: what? YellowFang, you should be honored!
YellowFang: what? Why?!
SageWhisker: BeCaUsE yOuR sPeCiAl
11. Minions
TigerClaw: will any of my minions follow me into evil?
DarkStripe: Ka'll go! ka'm la evil! ka ern to!
TigerClaw: Huh, what did you say?
DarkStripe: I said I'll go! I'm so evil! I love you!
FireStar: he was speaking minionese, mousebrain! I guess that's because he's a minion.
12. Chocolate
RavenPaw: guys! It's a emergency!
BlueStar: what, what?
RavenPaw: RedTail... He's dead!
BlueStar: what?! How did he die?
RavenPaw: um, well...
TigerClaw: OakHeart fed him chocolate to death, but don't worry, I killed OakHeart as revenge.
13. WafflePaw
GrayStripe: WafflePaw, can you come with me?
WafflePaw: why?
GrayStripem : so yo can produce a waffle for FireStar to eat
14. AhHhHh
RavenPaw: Help! Help!
GrayPaw: what is it?!
RavenPaw: today was so awful, I just have to AHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhhHHhhHHHhHHhHhHh
GrayPaw: Are you finished?
RavenPaw: nope. AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhh!