trans_sisters_radio_humour
trans-sisters-radio-humour
#TransSistersRadio transSISTERSradio
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The italian police say to a suspect "if you sing well can go to sanremo , or end up in san vittore high sec." . the german police
make suspect sing to spandau prison & dance to martin kemp s ballet . suspects in usa are so religious that try everything to get
san bernardino , santa monica , san francisco , etc , but when cops bring em in to st. quentin they run & may end in
st. elsewhere with some slugs . cops hobbies : some prefer fishing coz remind em of taking pic of crooks & release em til catch em again for another pic , others prefer collecting slugs
with metal detectors or worms for fishing .
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#humour #sarcasm #parodies
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to sell alcohol in uk you need a "OFF-LICENCE" in usa alcohol
is classified with tobacco & firearms coz if you drive & hold a beer in 1 hand , a cigarette on the other & a gun on the other ,
you need 4 hands to drive & if you "drive with influence "
isn t as painfull as " drive UNDER influence" the influence can crash you .
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when gino-da-kamper was asked about profit or role model
he prefer both "profit-e-roles" , "come to gino for a cup-of-gino with gordon-zola-cheese"
he also said " instead of writing a cook-book i let my accountant cook-the-books" .
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