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watching kingdom of heaven again and i have the urge to be a simple village girl and convert a crusader into my little boywife
aw man i was gonna be mean but ur eyes are actually really pretty š ugh aryan fr
ok so basically thereās recipes for stuff like milkshakes or pancakes where u use peanut butter with like flour and other ingredients - you kinda just add it to things
you CAN eat it with a spoon but i feel like thatās rly tricky
one thing i used to help me bulk is rice and protein
i worked out at the same time but i avoided tons of cardio bc i walk a couple hours + every day anyway - just focused on weight training
donāt put on weight just for the sake of putting on weight tho - do it for looks or functionality bc thereās no advantage to being heavier without muscle mass
muay thai is the best but like it always made me so hungry
no sport that iāve played (like football or basketball) has made me as ravenous as that one
i donāt get this tho - is it just for intimidation or like does it acc help u w fights? bc for fights i donāt care about technique ive always just played dirty bc losing is more humiliating
if youāre scared about going out and going to a boxing gym you could always get a punching bag or practice on ur wall, doing things infront of a mirror so you can see your form
packing for?
i know muay thai, and my brother was teaching me bjj before he left. iām also going to start grappling soon!! i think my long ass limbs would help me
whatās your favourite ?
donāt look at weight, look at muscle mass and fat percentage. half of that is water weight and the crap in your bowels!!
donāt limit yourself to 1700 calories even if you think thatās enough. binge. but donāt eat unhealthy foods - eat calorie packed foods thereās a difference.
peanut butter works! search foods for bulking - i never realised that i didnāt eat much and i was wondering why i didnāt gain weight - then i started eating 5 meals a day and now i look good
you can make it!!
he likes what? specify bc i know ur not slandering lil bro
i typed whiskey and then i debated it for a minute and decided not to. scary shit.
can i be pakistan so i can destroy india, bangladesh and sri lanka please . š
@Nihilma is the obvious because iāve wanted to meet him for ages anyway- but probably out of the new people i feel like the ones whoād be able to converse with me without crying in horror is @Weebhunter3000 and @baqqrih , iād also want to meet @Aedra so i can stomp the turkroach š©·
no i just have exams i like it when you guys are mean
1. no one said that i wanted you. or that you wanted me. 2. traditional women donāt want you they want a MAN lol. your sperm count is in the negative 3. your wife would beat you, twink.
ācado⦠nothing is worse.
i remember playing it in 2020 lockdown i swear itās like a fever dream š¤£š¤£ enjoy !!
i can redownload and screenshot some gameplay if u want?
what do you wish for?
kek ive worn three of these styles youāre just blind
the neon with the rest isnāt nice doe - what about it makes you think itās pretty
gothic victorian fashion is op and i will hear no criticism about it
whiskey got me this beautiful wedding ring. our wedding is going to take place in like a mcdonaldās or something in winter. i expect u all to be there š©· @WH15KeY
why do you want brown nips??! pink is so cute also cleft chins are sexy and just makes you more chiseled unless youāre obese then itās just sad.
your girlfriend actually turns into a man and pegs you into a prolapse. itās recorded and sent to all your loved ones. you turn into julia. i wish that i had a big fat steak rn
me and my brother played this game where weād sing this fat boys cafe song or the ādoo do do dodododododooā fat man song idk how to describe it whenever a fat person walked by
the look on some of their faces when they realised was gold bc we were little kids they couldnāt do anything
did u ever play the big chungus game on phone
self love is the best
both would kill themselves before even meeting to fight
how can i post my future wife if sheās me ššš
fake, where r all of the bugs?
lemon anything is goated i just made tiramisu for the famlee
pics?
why would i ever want to live in india
i have some hex codes memorised !! so i just type in whenever i want to text takes like one second
whatās that
omg same lmao i couldnāt even taste them but i liked to imagine that i ws building a village of them in my stomach and they were my little babies
yuo vill eat ze bugs and you vill be happy ā¦
what what who itās jujutsu kaisen- anime and manga itās about this dude whoās the chosen one who eats fingers because a demon had those fingers and it makes him powerful but also a demon yk? and thereās other people w super cool powers n shiii
i mean thereās no darkies in jjk only darkie vibes was from the volcano head guy and he SUCKED!! sukuna js beautiful he mvst be aryan super soldier fr fr
stop being a gross cock obsessed whore
iām literally shang.
based mulan enjoyer??
what did you do for ur mother today?
sunni alhamdulillah
yeah i merged a few images to make the lineart and then drew in the rope this was back when i was about 13/14 which is nasty seeing how far ive come
i donāt think we have them here but they look like the little packing peanuts in those big cardboard boxes best cereal has got to be muesli with dried berries š
i canāt remember if you guys love garlic or hate it but i put that shi on EVERYTHING
iām a he/him/they/bugself and im neurodivergent and have anxiety - pls donāt attack me /srs my alter egos donāt like it - unicornself
here found it on my ipad itās awful
do u add like the usual salt pepper seasoning or is it just by itself ngl the only meat i eat raw is mince or like strips
geg i donāt know what it is but i remember someone commissioned me years ago to draw them a picture of him being hung i still remember it they kept it as their pfp for ages looks like ass
how are you scaring women and children - most people here are afraid to ask for extra seasoning packets kek
maybe the social elements of the internet could be limited to only nationally but the information based elements like articles and essays could be international? i too do not want to share an internet space with certain species but sometimes itās refreshing to know your country isnāt the worst.
anything apart from the lower end of medium rare is just plain WRONG. rare is too rare and doesnāt taste as good but the higher end of medium rare and above is just burnt fr.
toilet paper doesnāt really do much to ruin your stomach- dissolves really quickly neither the pills or the food would have done that it could just be not pooping, or something isnāt agreeing too much with your gut. if this is common try taking probiotics and eating lots of greek yoghurt or...
but why
yeah that also makes sense itās just so so annoying when i have typical anti muslim christians who do nothing but quote verses without context at me and donāt bother to do their own research.
how does it even get to that stage yeah iām actually 300kg 4ā11 - im so petite right
give me a good reason why
all i needed to do was switch off reactions lol - cuz you gave me 30+ reactions every day and it was clogging up my inbox.
it wouldnāt be obnoxious if you guys didnāt think of women as devils
i find it hilarious when you guys say Allah is different from God when itās literally just the arabic name. Arab christians also say Allah.
how else would u address the issue then - schools already train us for the internet. people canāt restrict themselves is what iām saying and u canāt restrict forums cuz people will always find a way
youāre giving me attention - you react to all of my posts. YOURE obsessed geg most loyal reactfag
oki pink is staying ty ty
i think a lot of this could be curbed if people had to have their real name and face as an account or just real name people get too confident to post fake things or nasty things when things canāt be traced back to them
what part of the internet makes it bad do you think?
yes i agree i donāt care about functionality - is it pretty??!?
why
1,2,3 or 4 nigga nigga
question above - are we better off without the internet? following up on a comment from @Nihilma and @ChudcelNorwood š
i love you but im going to go and make a thread for if the internet should die or not so you guys stop derailing my poor abused thread
sorry youāre right that was my first ragebait i wanted to see whoād send me death threats for being a vegan
should i switch to this purple c8a2c8 or this one cea2fd or this one 8806ce orrrrrrr this one ?? 8800ff
apologies - iām not going back to my country since the entirety of south asia is a craphole doe
thereās already faggots here posting twinkjaks itās so over šš
i see what you mean but on the dating scene side of things thatās kind of like saying any mixed gender area is gonna become a dating scene. youāll have animals like whiskey anywhere and if there wasnāt a girl iām pretty sure heād be gay for u guys kek
real tho- like id only go for a muslim man who hasnāt been touched before and kept his chastity like i have⦠the fact that some people here think i do anything for the gross unhealthy anti theists on here
iām pretty sure heās trolling tbh
typical internet warrior who canāt figure out that this was revealed during a time of warfare where muslims were fighting to go back to their home and stop being killed and stoned - the disbelievers being the quraysh tribe. after being driven from mekkah and finding refuge in medinah, they came back to fight until the disbelievers yielded.
iām not even doing anything to bait any of you. i post my thoughts on my journal. their fault for coming here - the ignore button is a thing.
barely - just one server lol
marge?
i have decided kiwi is the best fruit .
kind of hard for me to be a cord nonce my active time was years ago
post?
i wonder if the cardiorespiratory work they referred to is because it pumps more blood which gives more oxygen to the brain maybe thatās why i study better when ive worked out beforehand
imo sriracha sucks. worst āhotā sauce out there encona is ok but only for mixing into other sauces like a burger sauce - overall hot sauces r a bit gross just do how we indians do- add green chillies chopped up to everything or munch on one separately to ur food. BURNS
put a v as the u in nudev theyāll never know
we donāt learn that but i really wish we did. would be much more interesting than figuring out why the duke of buckingham had sex with king james and how often he got bummed.
noooo he wasnāt fine lmao they killed him :(( they didnāt plan on killing him tho but cromwell did have an option to stop the execution but they didnāt good shit well done
oh you should totally give me a revision session on the english revolution in 1640s and the buildup. i hate that one
i have my finals this following week and week after so im doing last minute flashcards for my revision for my history modules since i donāt want to drag textbooks around. my handwriting is usually block capitals is what i meant
i donāt want to kill anyone xisterā¦. i love all. peace and love and harmony . blissmaxxing
yeah i agree with the 1.12.2 update for most - but i prefer 1.8.9 unless im building things or making pixel art because 1.8.9 pvp is goated. can click so fast. i HATE the new combat
also unpopular opinion and perhaps faggy but i do like the new cute things like the lush biome and frog lights. theyāre good for building. but when im in hardcore itās always 1.12.2 because everything past it is so clunky and i prefer having over 2fps
examples???
i was kidding - just ate a bowl of beef like it was popcorn i eat meat every day - have to get the protein in somehow.
I DONT KNOW
how do i restrict u iām so tired
iām vegan
what about when you see your mother or a female family member?
i donāt get how it gets to this stage unless your brain has been rotted by porn and the need for sex constantly
and is this the same thing when talking to women you donāt find attractive?
this is what happens when youāre a Godless cuck. you know youāre wrong youāll just never admit it
I DONT LIKE NIGGERS
roses are red violets are blue iād rather be single than with a retard like u š
RUSSIAN MODULE FLASHCARD TIME!!! gRRAAAHH WHAT THE FACK IS LOWERCASE
one of these days iām going to organise a mass shlog meetup and just massacre all of you š¤
currently walking home with my freshly opened wounds on my feet bc i didnāt get enough time to heal ugh!!
update!!! the drunk man came back
the third time he came back a big black guy with a pit bull was watching and he made sure i was ok - offered to walk me out of the area so the guy wouldnāt follow me and i explained that i donāt actually have a brother or dad coming to pick me up and im worried the guy will figure it out
i hid behind a tree , and watched him come by to look for me the 4th time
then when he looked behind a diff place to see where i went i ran out lol
drunk men suck!! i just wanted to bask in the sunlight and read quran :c
to check for endometriosis or cysts in my ovaries
i donāt even high five guys LOL
no.
i am straight to the point with him - but we didnāt want to go to the after party so we played basketball
also update - just had to lie about my older brother coming to pick me up because a drunk man got rly close to me and said alot of stuffnand said i was pretty and that i looked like his friends ex wife who was rly pretty anyway i like to think i am tough but lowkey i wmmmoving places
i am going to sit somewhere else
i was just reciting quran man š and he kept walking round and round my section before approaching me
currently posting lying in the grass rn - pretty sure iām getting grass stains on my pretty pink dress but oh well
my feet are bleeding
today was the last day of school before the finals - also went to the doctor in the morning
got 6 blood tests, an ultrasound and new meds for now :c
i came into school all pink for the first time ever and my friends matched me
i got called barbie, hello kitty and just cute in general which was rly sweet
me and a few guys stuck up pics of them over the principals office walls - about 100 to say goodbye
had water fights, played basketball/football for a few hours
we went out of school halfway to buy snacks and the cashier knows me and called me short bc i wasnāt wearing heels for once haha
a black guy saw the notification from my gc āniggerinosā and he laughed so hard i dint know if he was mad or not š
we picked flowers and took rly nice photos and now im waiting for sunset!!!
one thing im scared about is that i played one on one for about 1 hour with a guy while we were talking and i know he likes me so i feel bad for doing it
also handed out 24 ice lollies to people in my year but i should have bought more since more people wanted them
i did pink henna on a few girls who wanted it - only took one pic of the crappiest one tho bc she kept moving
i love you for the sake of God may He guide you ššš (away from me)
hi iām waiting for my doctors appointment wearing all pink today š
i bet your farts reek
well i kinda just made an educated guess am not a foid š¤
THIS IS SO COQUETTE AND ISLAMCORE THANKS XISTER
i am indian :3 and pakistani so its the same thing really so im hindustani
i love you too for the sake of God
holy crap the site looks so much better like this this is horrible because itās so good but so so so bad why put lovely cute amazing talent to this SLOP šš
what am i meant to be seeing?
BRROOOOOOOTTTTTT whereās the quote box brooootttt !! š¤
can you make it as pink and obnoxious as possible pleasepleaseplease but like larpy islamic ⦠like im talking 13 year old boy from a saudi village larping about going to war against pagans or smth isis vibes BUT PINK!!! and CUTE!!!! but sooooo old swords military larp vibes
make one side pakistan flag for efficiency⦠other page can look more full then also why do you guys do a yearbook every year? we just at the end of high school signed t shirts once
have some modesty and shame š
i couldnāt get past the tutorial on elden ring shall i redo.. is it worth buying after my finals r over i played the prior one
now now if you called yourself an incel bossman ironically it wouldnāt be an issue youāre only finding it to be an issue⦠because itās different - i know itās hard for tvrks to use their brains but just try please ok also lowkey didnāt realise it shows that - looks diff on phone oopsie
oh that really does seem lovely!!!! i imagine it tingles a little bit omg so delicious iām gonna try it with EXTRA salt and tons of ice. kek
i donāt start my posts with āhi guys!!! woman hereā nothing here is really gendered⦠because no one cares and neither do i your issue is your issue. go to reddit if you wanna rage more
thatās adorable is it gonna be one of those shocking gore ones or like will it be romance?? also if you did that panel you posted im gen so shocked SO gorgeous i love it please have a baking bread segment you have to itās illegal not to
i like things that are SUPER salty ngl so i think one of my favourites is this one fancy chinese restaurant does this yummy lobster with crispy noodles and ginger and spring onion and i also rly like squid ⦠or maybe im just craving it right now. ice is also rly tasty! but generally anything salty
degrade my bawls in yo jaws nyeeeeggggguuuhhhh how do we know YOURE not a dirty foid⦠this is all a farce i knew it. youāre secretly⦠A WOMAN. ywnbarm
HEEEEEELLLDIIIVEEERRRSSSSSSSSS
do you hate xer just because xes pretty ?
ooooo like a provisional!! iām applying for mine soon - gonna take my theory test you guys need to start looking both ways before u cross the road even if ur not in london bc God help me i have the worst driving skills unironically
matbe soak it in cold water
if your lower body hurts maybe you like tensed your muscles too much? like a workout?
a heat pad might help between ur legs that helps for cramps but i donāt think you should as a man bc it might fry ur testicles
MAYBE GOD IS GIVING YOU INSTANT PUNISHMENT FOR BEING YUCKY
am i gullible or are you actually serious
vw my beloved i stare at the vw hubcap on my wall every day and kiss it gn lucky tho that ur allowed to drive your mums car⦠mine thinks i will crash do u have ur license yet?
u should give her like a bleached or coloured strand of hair or something if u wanna make her look beat up grunge without making her actually beat up
have you had karak chai? or pink kashmiri tea? or moroccan mint? all are sooo good- top two are milky and the last one is black tea but smells and tastes sooo good karak chai is quite easy to make at home if you want to try
my goal is either spinster who creates tons of cool artworks, sews own dresses and lives like a witch in the forest (close enough to a city that i wonāt go insane) and being able to forage/hunt and grow most of my food!!
i wanna be able to forge, weld, cast, carve and weave magnificently
i need KNOWLEDGE and a ginormous library
i need to know everything in the world
other option is housewife but like idk⦠kids are amazing and iām good with them but i like living alone
honda civics r rly nice bc the heated seat makes ur butt rly toasty š but so small why do you want the civic wonāt your legs fold up to your chest
i second this cool suit of armor thing ive already made my own dagger in a forge, gonna make a sword when i turn 18 u could totally get a blueprint for making ur own leather medieval armour but metal is so much cooler - but iāve realised it isnāt too hard from leather if u follow the...
i am a man itās true š„°š„° i do cook a MEAN mac n cheese and bbq doe i got that black auntie style
I AM A MAN I AM A NIGGA I AM MALE I AM A MAN
but why
i was offline for my exams what is going onnnn ššš
iām ngl , you didnāt have a fag fag phase but it was very close i think you didnāt get far enough thank the lord i was kind of dodging round it cuz i didnāt know if u wanted ppl here to know or not š
you were never a chud your pipeline was more religion than like political views and stuff but youāve never been chuddy cuz thatās retarded n ur not retarded imo
donāt have it all in one go if you really wanna enjoy it just split it into two and water it down slightly
i donāt know if iām happy or not that you think iām a man like woooo yay⦠nice
guys if u had to pick ONE zombie apocalypse universe to live in what would it be and why and would you want to be a zombie or be a human and also how would u survive
my dad calls me his princess who r u to say iām not š
good point, best bet is following him after school
camouflage wouldnāt help me as he leaves after i leave and he doesnāt leave until i leave⦠bc when he leaves is based on when i leave
but anyway i would probably just follow him from afarĀ
bc it really irks me that i donāt know where he lives
i donāt know why i donāt even like him but i just need to know where he lives and i donāt like being told no
?!!?
o donāt wanna sound like a redditard but thatās literally projection and u know it
actually i am trying to find super dark fabric paint and im gonna make a whole night suit fr youāre so right lemme write this
guys i went to the royal academy of arts for a drawing sesh and for some reason they rly rly liked mine so i was the only drawing who they posted :3
felt kinda nice but i felt rly bad for my friends and everyone else who didnt get recognition
also went out got home at 11, was with friends
mum got mad at me cuz curfew passed but i think if i keep doing it sheāll just let me stay out as late as i want
how do i follow him home without him noticing me if his eyes r literally always on me :c love u hawky
itās not giving sis
cleaning your room takes days?
if you could read i mentioned that
coal isnāt pure carbon though, its not as refined
also thatās like saying everything in organic chem is the same just because itās all made of carbon and hydrogen with other functional groups added
diamond is not coal
thatās why i compared diamond to graphite and graphene because theyāre pure carbon but harder to break cz of their structure
> waaaa i hate whores who show skin > waaaa i hate women who veil and stay modest PICK A SIDE
i like sufi tasbeeh not a song but u can get jiggy w it
itās made of steel and carbon yes but flipping coal is made of carbon and hydrocarbons you imbecile you donāt just FIND carbon itās part of something else unless like graphite and diamond but still ITS NOT EASY TO BREAK THAT DOWN
no way is baqqrih copper. idc if iām even brimstone but omg no put that nigga right up to gem
HOWWW TELL ME HOW PLEASE
knew something was amiss when i woke up to 13 notifications š heās back guys
wat if im xxy >~<
how come my wrists look skinnier than urs but im not skinny š also what is this
do you not make your own lunches?
sometimes when all my friends get monster i get it too n i get the pink one i genuinely cant handle it itās battery acid i have to water it down but tbh i even water down orange juice so maybe thatās just me but like EW itās so bad for you it makes me tweak out for a whole day
can u be less vague?? what was it specifically this fr tho
refreshed the tab just before i saw this is it joever šš
consider a mocha⦠but this is the cold thread š does that mean itās just chocolate milk
yeah but that i didnāt show to the strangers that was for my closer friends im very fortunate to be blessed with a group of pretty girls who r racist, anti gay and arenāt snowflakes as my closest circle so yeah it was shown to that circle
can u turn into a girl please pretty please
i agree it was hilarious tho i had an asthma attack twice in one night bc of them also brought them all to school and shared them out with randoms
thatās actually super efficient
i also have that in the sense i have simple dresses that i got made copy pasted to fit me nicely and loosely about 7 of them - but i also love variation
im a collector of like⦠everything (not a hoarder just a collector guys i swear) so when i see something shiny or pretty i NEED IT
thatās my downfall tho
youāre so real for this lmao- iām thinking ill make biscuits bc i can alter the shapes of that more i made roblox lemon biscuits a few months ago as an impulse after a 5 hour siege sesh and some larpy ones too and some for my mum oops had to edit this one and re send sorry might get two notifs
moths r rly cute
i wish to bake ājak cupcakes
also today wasnāt too eventful , second time the guy whoās threatening me bailed on meeting up
got called into headteachers office again
āweāre so worried about you :c that being said hereās some more work for u to stress aboutā
but yeah anyways guys give me ideas for cute ājak variants to ice on some cupcakes or biscuits thanks
so because itās like not as in demand and theyāre statement pieces it all adds up and the sellers, even though material for a dress would be Ā£15 max they can sell it for over Ā£100 and people WILL buy it because itās gorgeous
i wish i had a less expensive taste in everything. i like something and bam its over £200
oh definitely , thereās velvet and lace and silk specifically that i see a lot recurring
the lace i think is the most expensive, as well as the fact that thereās finer details
also taking into consideration lots of fabric as goths r quite extravagant - and since the fashion isnāt super common its more expensive ig
i feel like a grandma the way im fussing but like are you ok??? do u feel ok??
oh no this isnāt my bank account this is the subtotal of my online shopping basket itās like.. 4 dresses and a couple cute tops goth fashion is terribly expensive
thatās it guys i canāt be an independent kween anymore i need a man in this economy bc wtf
not trying to be a namefag like the rest of you said BUT i like nihilma purely bc thatās my day 1 nigga baqqrih because⦠beatiful writing holy crap love that dude weebhunter cuz funny you bc u start a lot of cool convos theres like 20 other ppl im indecisive ily all
ok but like the very definition of degeneracy is bad if itās not bad why call it degeneracy then wouldnāt self improvement be degeneracy in ur opinion??
roblox is one of those games that you can only just have fun with friends - if youāre by yourself itās stupid
it hasnāt got a set way to play or anything and is super vague so itās really stupid when people try and spread their ideas on it because thereās millions of people and thousands of games ā¦
sharty x shitblox should never be a thing š i go to play my silly dress up games and terrorise little kids on mic
dude⦠at 170 cm and 56kg i was way too skinny and unhealthy and frail but youāre 180 and 56kg??? ??????????????????????? WHAT
i drink almost a litre of milk every day and i eat bone marrow and chew the cartilage and the bone itself. i have extremely strong bones - teeth included be like me !!
ice soup is crunchy, i like chewing ice itās like chewy and crunchy itās delicious and when u get tired of crunching you can drink it
WR NEED MARGE REACT WE NEED MARGE REWACT NOW BRROOOOOOOOOT
ice soup?? itās literally water with crushed ice and u eat it with a spoon
cuz he wanted to spend more time w me >~<
>~< i totally didnāt do anything to him
iām trve aryan. not like you silly eurocucks
ginger beer, unsweetened š
ice soup if that counts?
NOOOO PLEASE HAVE MERCY šš I DOTN WANT TO BE GAY iām not gay im not gay im not GAY im not gay im not a faggot iām straight iām a STRAIGHT WOMAN
pakistani not mentioned WHUUUEEEYYY š
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i think cuz theyāve seen the lines so much they know exactly how itās meant to look like - so yeah theyād be good at drawing only soyjakcs specifically because they know what itās not meant to be yk?
OH SHIT IM GAY?
where did he go i kind of miss him ā¹ļøā¹ļø
what do you mean by this - like so if i imagined a woman sexually i could like it? and thatās in my nature not anything i can do about it? and then if a man imagines a man sexually he canāt? or
at least i always know what im getting from him - so predictable heās secretly just a little 14 yr old boy who needs hugz šøšø
itās not halal so i never rly got to have anything but one time i got some water from there and it was salty eyuck!!!
my pookie wookie pie bear sweaty pumpkin pie kween sisa aedra is gone :c xey is nowhere to be found
that doesnāt make sense all the black guys i see are super tall and slenderman like - the whites yeah sure tall but not as tall as the darkies
the tvrk is gone doe i think check if you can see his profile maybe weāre just blocked fear over!! no more paranoia !!
but also this - youāre kind of right but also not. i feel like women just were more open with our bodies and feelings and therefore have a certain type of closeness with eachother that men canāt understand
i sit on my friends laps and sleep in the same bed etc but we arenāt gay, but a man who did that would be gay
maybe by other peopleās opinions itās bisexuality but i think women just appreciate beauty more, and are more sensual creatures in general and so are perceived as such
tldr i am not bisexual.
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