Tiggystar starts an illegal taco shop🐯⭐🚫🌮
*somewhere in 1946 in Texas*
Firestar: I will ban tacos from now on because I am a Mary Sue and I think cats should suffer for the great good instead of having fun!!!!
Everyone: Boooooooo!!!!!!
Firestar: Haha, the taco ban starts now! Baiiii! (flees when everyone starts throwing rotten tomatoes at him)
Tigerstar: Well, imma still start a taco shop, I don't care about that stupid dung-face.
Sorrelkit: (walks in excitedly) Hiiiiii!!! Can I eat a taco here? I love tacos!!! Omg, I'm the first customerrrrr!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: Ugh, kits are stupid. Darkstripe, make that annoying furball a taco!
Darkstripe: (wears pink apron) Oki-doki, boss! (stuffs taco with death berries) Here, mousebrain, um, I mean, sweet kitty.
Willowpelt: (walks in) Oh, Sorrelkit, there you are! Wait, do you got... a taco? But they are banned!
Sorrelkit: Um.... no? Please don't be mad!
Willowpelt: Are you kidding? I love tacos sooooo much, I want one too! ...But... that taco does look weird... Omg, Darkstripe, how dare you????!!!!
ARE THAT DEATH BERRIES?????!!!!!!!!!
Darkstripe: Um... no? Please don't be mad!
Willowpelt: WE'RE GOING TO ANOTHER TACO SHOP!!!!!!!! (slashes Darkstripe's muzzle)
Darkstripe: Mama, heeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!
Willowpelt: I AM YOUR MAMA! BAD KITTY, DARKSTRIPE! (leaves with Sorrelkit)
Tigerstar: Darkstripe, you are f-
Darkstripe: No!
Tigerstar: Fi-
Darkstripe: Noo!!
Tigerstar: Fir-
Darkstripe: Nooo!!!
Tigerstar: Fire-
Darkstripe: Noooo!!!!
Tigerstar: YOU'RE FIRED, DUNG-FACE!
YOU SCARED AWAY SOME GOOD CUSTOMERS!!!!
Darkstripe: Nooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squirrelkit: (walks in) What are you guys doing here?
Tigerstar: (to himself) Omg, that is Firestar's daughter, she'll snitch me! (to Squirrelkit) We sell... um... Firestar merchandise, yeah!
Squirrelkit: WOW, that's so lame!!!!
Hawkpaw: (has name sticker with 'trainee' written on it) Ikr!
Squirrelkit: Then why do you sell it?
Hawkpaw: Huh? We don't! We only sell illegal tacos!
Tigerstar: Hawkpaw! This is Firestar's daughter, she'll tell him!
Squirrelkit: Wait... TACOS??????? GIMME A TACO!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: ...Well, that was not what I expected...
Squirrelkit: JuSt GiMmE a TaCo InStEaD oF sTaNdInG tHeRe AnD lOoKiNg DuMb
Tigerstar: Hawkfrost, make her a taco!
Hawkpaw: I'm still a trainee, I need help!
Tigerstar: Then scrub the floor!
Hawkpaw: Ugh, that's boring.
Tigerstar: Brokenstar, make a taco, for StarClan's sake!
Brokenstar: Lol, I'm better than Hawkpaw!
Hawkpaw: HOW DARE YOU?????!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: You two are here to work, not to argue, SO START MAKING TACOS AND SCRUBBING THE FLOOR OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!!!
Graystripe: (walks in wearing cop clothes) Tigerstar, you are arrested for illegal taco selling, employee abuse, kit abuse, complicity in a murder attempt, Firestar abuse...
Tigerstar: Wait, is Firestar abuse a thing????!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Yep. Come on, you'll get plenty of time to think about that during 100 years of jail.
*a month later in jail*
Random prisoner: Hey, Tiggystar, one of the other guys in here's doing a dancing show tomorrow, wanna come and watch? There's going to be a cotton candy stand!
Tigerstar: No... Who could've guessed that prisoners are so dumb?
Dovewar!!!!!!!!!!!🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣
*somewhere in oots in ShadowClan camp*
Tigerheart: (dreaming about Dovewing)
Bumblestripe: (trying to look cool) Hi, mousebrain!
Tigerheart: Ugh, who are you?
Bumblestripe: I am your greatest nightmare!!!!!!
Tigerheart: Cool for you, bro.
Bumblestripe: Dovewing is MY mate!!!
Tigerheart: Is she? I don't think so.
Bumblestripe: And I will marry her at Purdy's funeral!!!!!
Tigerheart: Ok.
Bumblestripe: Why are u so chill????
Tigerheart: Bc Dovewing hates you. She says you're a pushy furball.
Bumblestripe: NOOOOOOOOO, DA WORLD IS ENDING!!!!! (makes choking noises)
Tigerheart: (does literally nothing)
Bumblestripe: Oh wait... I don't have to believe you... HAHA, YOU LIAR!!! (stops choking) I will have 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 kits with DOVIE!!!!!
Tigerheart: I will have kits with her and we'll name one Pouncekit bc pouncing is just better than whatever you ThunderClan toms do.
Bumblestripe: So ShadowClan kits can pounce, huh? Well, ThunderClan kits can FLIP!
Tigerheart: What the... There is not even a Flipkit in ThunderClan!
Bumblestripe: Well, Ivypool was planning to name one of her kits Flipkit!
Tigerheart: Ivypool... Who is that again... Oh yeah, Dovie's bratty sister!
Bumblestripe: I hate you!!!
Tigerheart: You are so random, I hate you too.
Bumblestripe: It's war!!!!!
Tigerheart: Oki.
Bumblestripe: DOVEwar!!!!!!!
Tigerheart: And that means...?
Bumblestripe: We will try to get Dovewing to be our mate, and at the end, me winz.
Tigerheart: Don't talk like a kit, you dummie.
Bumblestripe: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR U I NEED TO WRITE A BEAUTIFUL POEM FOR DOVIE!!!!!!!
*three hours later*
Dovewing: (magically appears)
Bumblestripe: GASP, Dovie!!!!!! Ahem. Tigerheart's blood that I will spill is red. Your eyes are blue. Your eyes are green. Aaaaaaah, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
Dovewing: Are you ok? Do I need to fetch Jayfeather?
Bumblestripe: That was my lovely poem for you!
Dovewing: Oh, it's very... interesting.
Bumblestripe: THANK YOU!!!!!!! AAAAAAH, SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!
Tigerheart: Hi, Dovie! I wrote a story for you! Here it is: There is a cat named Dovie. And there is a cat named Tiggy. And Tiggy LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES Dovie!!!!!! Btw, I'm Tiggy and you're Dovie!
Dovewing: Um... what?
Tigerheart: (puppy eyes) Don't you like my story?
Dovewing: Yeah, um, it's really... again interesting.
*that evening in ThunderClan camp*
Dovewing: Ivypool, my crushes are acting super weird. What's happening to them?!
Ivypool: Idk and Idc.
Dovewing: Ivypool, this is serious! My boyfriends are bananas!
Ivypool: Not my problem.
Dovewing: IVYPOOL!!!! HELP ME!!!!
Ivypool: ...
Tigerheart: (randomly bounds into ThunderClan camp) DOVIE!!!!!!!
Ivypool: Go away, ShadowClan cat! You are far into ThunderClan territory!
Firestar: OMG, afkgjcugljmjlgjhcbdhd, HE LOOKS JUST LIKE TIGGYSTAR, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Dovewing: Hi, Tiggy! You're my mate now and you will join ThunderClan!
Tigerheart: YASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bumblestripe and Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar gets a nerf gun🙀
*1 week before Firestar's clanniversary in ThunderClan camp*
Graystripe: Hmmmmm, it's almost Firestar's clanniversary... I should give him a present... Perhaps a friendship bracelet? No, I already did that last year... Or some waffles? No, he doesn't like 'em... Oh, I know it! I should buy him an original present from a twoleg store! (teleports to random store) Hmmmmm, this looks interesting... (studies nerf gun) Idk what it is, but let's take it! (grabs and buys nerf gun)
*one week later at the clanniversary party*
Graystripe: Hi, buddie! Here's a present for you! (gives nerf gun)
Firestar: What does it do?
Graystripe: Idk.
Firestar: Let's see... (shoots in the air) Oooh, cool!
Squirrelflight: Happy clanniversary, dad!
Firestar: Yeah, thanks and stuff, where's that boyfriend of you? The one who looks like Tigerstar?
Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw? He's having some of the cake.
Firestar: WHATTTTTTTTT?????? THAT'S MY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! (goes to Brambleclaw) WHAT R U DOING?????
Brambleclaw: I'm eating cake?
Firestar: Nooooooooooo, THAT'S MINE!!!!!!!! AND U R EVIL CUZ U LOOK LIKE TIGGY!!!!!!!! (shoots Brambleclaw)
Brambleclaw: (dies)
Squirrelflight: Hey Ashfur, now that mousebrain is gone, wanna dance?
Ashfur: YASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfur: What about me...?
Squirrelflight: Ur boring.
Graystripe: (grabs nerf gun back) Ummmmm... Firestar.... Perhaps I should trade this one for another present...
Firestar: DON'T U DARE, I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!!!!!!!!
Tawnypelt: (magically appears) What's happening here? You guys are scaring all the prey on ShadowClan territory away!
Squirrelflight: My father killed ur brother lol.
Tawnypelt: WHAT????!!!!!! I DECLARE WAR!!!!!!!!! (goes to ShadowClan camp to prepare an attack)
Crowfeather: (magically appears) Guys, ur not scaring away any prey but I like to be annoying so stop having fun.
Squirrelflight: But Brambleclaw is shooten, this is da greatest thing EVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Crowfeather: Niceeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Ugh, he was so annoying. Bai. (walks away)
Everyone: (does random stuff)
Brambleclaw: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! MEZ BACK!!!!
Ashfur: Noooooooooooooo-
Firestar: WHATTTTTT?????? SO YOU MEAN THIS STUPID THING DOESN'T WORK?!
Ashfur: -oooooooooooo-
Squirrelflight: I TOTALLY didn't flirt with Ashfur while you were dead!
Ashfur: -oooooooooooooooooo-
Crowfeather: Aw, man, why?????
Ashfur: -oooooooooooooooo-
Brambleclaw: HOW DARE U, CROWFEATHER????????? UR ON THUNDERCLAN LAND, BTW!!!!!!
Ashfur: -oooooooooooooooo-
Tawnypelt: (appears while ShadowClan puts battle make-up on her face) I WILL GET REVENGE ON U, FIRESTARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooooo-
Brambleclaw: Hi, sis!
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooooo-
Tawnypelt: UR ALIVE!!!!!!!
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooo-
Brambleclaw: Yep.
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooooooo-
Tawnypelt: ShadowClan, retreat!!!
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooo-
Stormfur: SQUILF, I LOVE U!!!!!!!!
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooooo-
Squirrelflight: What the... Oh, shut up, Stormfur!
Ashfur: -oooooooooooooo-
Brambleclaw: ARE U STEALING MY MATE??!!!
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooo-
Graystripe: I guess Firestar can keep his present then...
Ashfur: -oooooooooooooo-
Squirrelflight: Hey, Bramble, how did you survive?
Ashfur: -ooooooooooooooo-
Brambleclaw: StarClan felt bad for me cuz the whole fandom hates me so they gave me another life.
Ashfur: -oooooooooooooooooooo
Squirrelflight: SHUT UP, ASHFUR!!!
Ashfur: Okay, Squilf, now I'll burn down ur kits lol.
Squirrelflight: Ummmmmmmmm...
Firestar: Graystripe, our friendship is DONE!
Graystripe: But why????? (cries)
Firestar: Bc ur present sucks.
Graystripe: But it was StarClan's fault! (cries even harder)
Firestar: I don't care! Lol!