Hi baby, how are you?
Yeah, I miss you.
I guess you couldn't get to the phone right now, but I still want to tell you a little voicemail and just say that I hope you're doing well.
I don't know what you're doing, hopefully thinking of me while you're doing it.
You know I'm thinking of you.
But I'm really excited to see you soon.
I feel like it's been so long since I've seen you and I've just been, I don't know, I've been really, I've been really hungry for you, I guess, is the best way that I can describe it.
I've been *** for you, okay?
And I just, I miss you.
So yeah, I just came back from the grocery store and I saw that drink that you like and I maybe think of you and I was like, I should call you and yeah, so I know we're seeing each other soon, but that doesn't mean that I can't call and hope to hear your voice.
But somebody is busy and won't answer their phone or you're probably sleeping or something because you like to sleep and we have weird, I'm always up, you know that.
But yeah, hopefully you are also looking forward to seeing me based on the way that you've been texting me and longing for me and replying to all of my pictures.
It seems like you are, you're pretty eager to see me, is that a, is that an accurate, an accurate statement, maybe?
Maybe you're excited to see me?
I do know how much you have told me in the past that my voice makes you feel *** and how *** you get when you hear me talking to you when I say things like,
“Oh, baby, oh, ***, baby, yeah,”
Did I get you ***?
Yeah, I know there’s been fun things that you’ve been able to enjoy of mine over the years—pictures, videos, in person, in public.
But have you ever been able to enjoy yourself to a voicemail of mine?
Hmm, that might be a new one.
Should we test it today?
Yeah.
You know how much I like testing things and how obscure I can get you to be in a position for you to still be able to enjoy me.
It's like testing the limits of how *** I am.
Would you be able to enjoy me if you just saw, you know, a picture of my hand?
But we’ll start off with a little bit more detail than that.
Let’s start off with—can you enjoy yourself to a voicemail of me?
Yeah.
I bet you already are enjoying yourself, aren’t you?
Of course you are.
Yeah, you’re thinking about all the times that we’ve been together.
What are you thinking of right now?
Why don’t you start off with something simple, hmm?
Just think about my tongue.
Think about how soft and wet, slippery, slobbery it is.
I know that you like whenever we make out for me to swirl my tongue around in your mouth a little bit.
Suck on your tongue.
A little gentle pull with my teeth.
And bite on your lip, licking the corners of your mouth, moving down, kissing your jaw onto your neck.
Licking on your clavicle, on your shoulder, and biting down a little bit.
I like making those marks, and I know you know that.
Almost as much as I like receiving the marks.
And I guess now I can think about your tongue, which is equally as impressive as mine—if not, maybe a little more impressive.
You know how much I like your tongue?
Yeah.
Oh *** no, you got me all *** thinking about you while I’m making this voicemail.
Sure’d be a shame if I was enjoying myself.
***, you just—you’re always in my mind.
And now that I’m thinking about your tongue and my tongue, and mixing our tongues together, I just—
Oh, ***, oh yeah, yeah, you're just—you're *** and I get flustered thinking about it.
You're not the only one who gets flustered, okay?
Gosh, you are just—you’re something else, babe.
You are—you’re something else.
Your tongue on my neck and eventually down to my chest, and right here—
Oh yeah, right, right here is where I will be imagining your tongue.
***.
Oh yeah.
I hope you’re imagining it too.
Yeah, I know you like when I *** them out.
Yeah, and you *** on them.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh yeah, ***, oh yeah.
You are just the—
Oh, nothing makes me—makes me feel better than you.
Oh, you’re the only thing I ever think of.
Every morning I wake up, every night I go to bed, I think of you.
There isn’t a moment of the day that I don’t get distracted by you, that I don’t wish I could stop everything that I’m doing and think of you.
I know you’re thinking of me right now—you’re thinking of my chest out, you enjoying them, you playing with them.
I know how much you like them, don’t you?
Yeah, they’re so big and ***.
Yeah, you like it when I touch them, don’t you?
Yeah, bet you like this.
I bet you wish you could see me right now.
Yeah, I bet you wish you could see me topless right now playing with myself.
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, and I throw my head back and moan your name.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, ***.
I need to see you soon.
I know it’s soon, but it needs to be sooner.
I know, I know, I know.
But I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
Oh, I need you so bad.
I—oh God, I get so *** needing you so badly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want you.
I want your tongue.
I want your mouth.
I want everything.
I want you on me.
I want you in me.
I want to be in you.
I want all of that.
I want everything.
I want you.
I want you.
I want you.
I want you.
I need you.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Aha.
Oh God.
You are just—
I love you.
I love you I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you.
This is—I know, it’s going to be soon that I see you but it needs to be sooner.
Baby.
Baby, please.
Please.
Please.
Ah.
Ah.
Please.
Ah.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
I hope this voicemail is doing it for you because thinking about you is doing it for me, that’s for sure.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
How should I have some emails to get back to?
You are the most distracting person in the world, I hope you know that.
Anyway, I need to get back to my day,
you mother****** are so distracting, and I know that this was a test to see if you could enjoy the voicemail but,
laddie-die, laddie-die, look at me getting, getting all *** thinking about you—and that was just thinking about your tongue.
Imagine if I was thinking about other parts of you.
But yeah, my voicemail is about to hit 10 minutes and my email is continuing to remind me that it is a workday so—
I love you, baby.
I will always love you in this lifetime and all the others.
Enjoy yourself.
Bye, baby.