My Blood Is Mud

My Blood Is Mud:

"My Name Is Mud" parody lyrics:

My blood is Mud

My blood is Mud

Not to be confused, I've got clots and vessel issues.

My blood is mud, not always been

'Cause I'm the most boosted sons-a-bitch you've ever seen

My toes are blue-yes navy blue

From head to toe I'd rather jab. Accept my patented genes

I make 'em pump, well most the time, 'Cept today my blood's like mud, oh what a crime.

Six foot goo, rubbery as hell

I'm gonna hit the ground soon and start to smell

My blood is Mud

My blood is Mud, but call it abnormal amyloidogenic fibrous clots

That's long for Mud so I've been told

Told that by this doctor, slick and cold, He says my blood's a mess, my story's told.

I've gone to pride, I'mma twink who wines

I'mma twink and janny except I haven't earned a dime in several months

Or were it years

The stench of my axe wound could bring any man to tears

We had our clots, a common blight, Nothin' thinned 'em out, try as we might.

My blood is Mud

My blood is Mud

M-m-m-m-m-Mud

My blood is Mud

(Why you fallin' boostie boy?)