Your Booster Card Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
Parody of your flag decal won't get you onto heaven anymore https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCLHBhZPQ4

Lyrics:
While sucking cock behind a Walgreens
And acting like a dirty whore
A plastic jab, with blood on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and injected it
Cried with joy and said I'm healed!
And if I could see Albert Borla
I'd tell him how good I feel.

But your booster card won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From from the shots they gave before.
Now Fauci sure likes killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your booster card won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

Well, I went to the bar last morning
And the bouncer said to me
"If you get the latest jab
We'll give you lap dances from fags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them pricks all over in my arm
And the spikes went to my head

But your booster card won't get you
Free lap dances any more.
They're already dropping dead
From from the shots they got before.
Now Fauci sure likes killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
But your booster card won't get you
Into gay bars any more.

Well, I got my empty skull so filled
With spikes I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...

"But your booster card won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From from the shots they gave before.
Now Fauci sure likes killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
But your booster card won't get you
Into Heaven any more."

Instrumentals: https://files.catbox.moe/f742wk.mp3

Original vocals: https://files.catbox.moe/7qkts3.mp3