Used ChatGPT to tell Harry Potter characters that they are not real.
Harry: He'd furrow his brows, glance at his scar, and then sigh. "With everything I've been through, being fictional wouldn't be the strangest thing."
Ron: Looking bewildered, he'd exclaim, "Blimey! So you're saying none of the treacle tart I've eaten was real?"
Hermione Granger: Analytically, Hermione mused, "That explains the improbabilities, but it's hard to believe."
Albus Dumbledore: A hint of amusement twinkles in his blue eyes. "I've always felt that our lives are a tapestry of stories, whether penned by our own hand or another's. Even if we are but figments, our lessons remain true."
Hagrid: Scratching his beard, he'd chuckle, "Well, as long as the magical creatures are real in someone's imagination, I'm happy."
Lord Voldemort: His face twisted with rage, Voldemort hissed, "Lies! I am no mere fiction."
Dobby: "Dobby is... a fictional elf? But Dobby feels so real!"
Luna Lovegood: With a dreamy smile, "It makes sense. Everything feels like a dream sometimes."
Sirius Black: Laughing heartily, Sirius said, "Always knew my life was a bit too dramatic!"
Professor Snape: With a curt nod, "Sentimental nonsense. This changes nothing."
Neville: Shyly adjusting his sweater, he'd offer, "As long as it gave someone courage, it doesn't matter if it's just a story."
Draco Malfoy: A smirk curves his lips, "So, even Muggles know of the Malfoys? Figures."
Fred & George Weasley: Fred raises an eyebrow, "You mean to say we're famous in another world too?" George grins, "Wicked!"
Remus Lupin: Thoughtfully, Lupin said, "It gives our tragedies and triumphs a different perspective."
Molly Weasley: "Oh dear, as long as my family's together, real or not!"
Arthur Weasley: Intrigued, "Does this mean Muggles created us? Fascinating!"
Peeves: Singing mischievously, "If I'm just a tale, then the pranks won't fail!"
Moaning Myrtle: Whining, "Oh, so I'm not even a real ghost? Just when I thought things couldn't get worse!"
Horace Slughorn: Chuckling heartily, "I do hope my character is fondly remembered!"
Bill Weasley: Smiling, "So our adventures bring joy to others? That's brilliant!"
Ginny Weasley: Flipping her fiery hair back, she'd remark, "Well, as long as people know we fought for what's right, that's all that matters."
Gilderoy Lockhart: Flashing his signature smile, "Of course I'm unforgettable! Even in fiction, my charm shines through."
Dolores Umbridge: Her face turning a shade pinker, "I'd like to see this story's author immediately!"
Trelawney: Peering into her crystal ball, "I foresaw this, of course. We are all but stars in someone else's constellation."
James & Lily Potter: James chuckles, "Seems our legacy goes beyond the magical world." Lily, holding him close, "Our love will always be real, in any world."