
Phase Seventy-Nine: Blind Ambitions
In the Mood

UIC Pavilion




Mike was sitting at his office, reading over the legal documents that Friedman's lawyers had sent over for review, he didn't look particularly concerned, dressed in an elegant suit with delicate frame-less glasses over his nose, turning over the pages and quietly repeating to the camera what was written on it.
"...Multiple accounts of attempted murder, defamation of character, unsafe working environments and a litany of other grievances... A gigantic raise to my already lucrative contract. Permanent first-class accommodations to every single show. Taya Valkyrie's office as a personal dressing room... A match of my choosing, anytime and place against anyone. Title match, stipulation..."
Anything I want, he said. Anything he wants, is what the paperwork reads.
Mike put down the papers and took off his glasses, shaking his head and turning to the camera with a sigh.
"I've been in this business for many years, I've owned a company for longer than you've been wrestling, and I know the kind of paperwork and the kind of environment we sign and we live in as professional wrestlers. I don't want to diminish your... 'Grievances' because I know the kind of person I'm dealing with, and laughing at this, as Taya may have done, Is not only out of character for me, but also a risk I'm not willing to take."
He raised his hands, closing his eyes for a second with a very slight smile on his lips.
"You've got it, Mr. Friedman. All of your demands, that's fine with me. But in return, I get to keep the contract you didn't have your attorneys look over, and that's the release of liability which we're not going to make use of today."
He shrugged, raising a paper with MJF's signature on it, putting it down after, both hands crossed at the fingers over it.
Your demands aren't anything that we can't do... But once you get in that ring for the match of your choosing... All bets are off.
Legal matters are a gamble, Mr. Friedman, and when you have had to learn all these terms and conditions, heard your accountant tell you you're in the red and the company you love should shut down, but you go on anyway, and make a success out of it, and when you have to read up on how to protect yourself from pampered, spoilt, entitled children, much like yourself and Lord Spike Trivet...
I assure you, there's no amount of legal papers you can send me. that I not only will have a safeguard for, but that I won't be able to respond to.
Feel free to move to your new dressing room, enjoy your new paycheck, the first-class, the front row seats... But don't think for a second, that you've won. You've just gotten what you wanted.
He put his glasses back on and looked down at the papers again.
Oh, and happy belated Hannukah to you, Mr. Friedman.


