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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝'𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 - 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟠𝟚

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮?

(App Translations: Not everything is 100% accurate, especially with all the heavy slang)

Notable Characters:
Ahn Joon Pyo      Pyo             (MC)
Dali Yu                  Dali             (FMC)
Ami                                           (Pyo's mom)
Mr. Yu                   Old man       (Dali's father)
Hyun             Hyun          (Blonde)
Taesu                                        (Dali's Ex/ School gang leader)
Kim Sung Chan   Kim              (Rapey dude/ Taesu's friend)
Chae Mi Young   Mi Young      (short dark hair hoe/ Hyeon's acquaintance)
Choe Ga Hyun    Choe            (Tanned hoe/ Hyeon's acquaintance)
Glasses                                   (Chubby glasses boy of Taesu's gang)
Heomin                Min              (Girl leader)
Cha Hye Min       Chay            (Painter girl at MC's art studio)
Abby                    Dad             (Pyo's dad)
Shin Soo Hyun   Shin             (Handsome henchman)
Yu Dal-ho            Dalho           (Dali's second older brother)
Cho Su-jung       Su-jung         (Dal-ho's wife/Dali's sister-in-law)

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Kim: Hey fucker! Did your mom really call the police?

Kim: You're mother almost screwed us all! Fucking idiot!

Kim: I was so surprised to find the police!

Shim: I'm sorry seniors...

Friend: I heard the manager of the agency filed the report.

Friend: Probably after looking at his ruined face with his own eyes...

Friend: Don't worry. There's nothing to lose.

Dialogue: Is there no evidence?

Kim: Well... I'm sure those fucking bitches won't talk. haha

Friend: Honestly you think they'll even believe us? A whole gang haha

Kim: Yeah. Haha well the parents also seemed suspicious of us... haha

Friend: That's funny haha. I can usually deal with this kind of nature.

Friend: I always make it look like I'm such a good son. haha

Kim: How the fuck an abomination like you has ordinary parents?

Kim: You're practically an ex-con~ haha

Friend: Speaking of which, where's your dad?

Kim: He can't come cause he's busy.

Friend: A taxi driver who molests female guests... 

Friend: How busy is he. Haha

Kim: AAh~ fuck! My mom cheated and left the house... My dad is a sex offender...

Kim: But hey, when you grow up in a rough home

Kim: You'll grow up fast.

Kim: That's why I'm so awesome.

Friend thinking: How...? You're a psychopath...

Friend: Hey, celebrity! About the girls... you sure we won't have any problems later?

Shim: Ah... Yes!!

Shim: Don't worry, senior.

Shim: My favorite girl called before we were admitted into the hospital.

Shim: Cha Hye-min, she's so upset that she didn't even go to school or get out of her house.

Friend: Really? Haha

Shim: And... they both didn't say anything to the police so I told them that they just went there because they liked it.

Kim: Hoo~ Wise bitches.

Friend: The parents never came to a settlement... 

Friend: Pyo is in our world now as a Juvenile. 

Friend: I can't trust Pyo anymore.

Kim: Well if I can't go to school, I'll drop out. How about you guys?

Kim: Fucking cow bitch.

Kim: Seeing her get knocked down by Pyo... haha

Dali: AHH!

Kim: When saw her eyes, they were so embarrassed haha Fucking bitch haha

Friend: I saw that too! It was so funny. haha

Shim: I also saw that too, seniors. haha

Friend: Will you stop scratching your balls already, fuck haha

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Later that night...

 

Hyun: Ah ah...

Hyun: Haa...

Hyun: Haa

Hyun: Haa

Hyun: Haa

Customer: Hyun! Do you know how much I've missed you?

Customer: I was orginally your best VIP guest...

Hyun: Ah Ah

Hyun: Haa

Hyun: Just another rotten CEO feeding himself...

Customer: Anyways, I can't believe your still back here again...

Customer: What a thrill!

Customer: Fuck

Customer: Yes! That's it! It's so good! It's delicious!

Hyun: Mr. Hwang are you okay? You're talking a lot haha.

Customer: Ah~ You are so good!

Customer: Ah! I've missed this! Running out at night with my wife unaware!

Hyun: Ah 

Hyun: Ha

Customer: My wife and I haven't gotten much action these days...

Customer: There was always so much stress!

Customer: Fucking lady! I was scared every night!

Hyun thinking: He's crazy. I hope he finishes soon.

Hyun thinking: Maybe I should pick up the pace with this guy...

Hyun: Mr. Hwang. Hold on. It will feel better from behind.

Customer: From behind? Sex is all the same...

Hyun: Don't you think we've been doing this long enough?

Hyun: It's not good to do it for too long.

Hyun: Hmm!

Hyun: Haa

Hyun: Haa

Customer: But anyways... This can be done more if I book in advance with you right?

Customer: Are you sure you're gonna still be around by then?

Hyun: Yeah...

Customer: That's the best news I've heard all year!

Customer: That fucking old man Yu! Taking Hyun all for himself...

Customer: Bastard... I thought I could take you as my wife!

Hyun: Haa

Hyun: Haa

Customer: Did he get bored you? Don't worry Hyun. My heart won't change!

Customer: No matter what new bitch comes in, I'll always pick Hyun!

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After sex...

 

Customer: Woo! That was some great sex!

Customer: Compared to my wife, your such a refreshing treat as always!

Hyun thinking: Sigh... he sure does talk a lot.

Hyun: Boss! Thank you for complimenting my service...

Hyun: I hope you and your wife are well.

Hyun: Don't get kicked out later from being too old.

Customer: Yeah! Of course.

Hyun thinking: Is Pyo okay...?

Hyun thinking: I should stop by the police station before it closes.

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Outside

 

Hyun: Ah~ Noona.

Dialogue: Is there another delivery?

Director: Hyun... are you finished?

Hyun on the phone: Why? Noona. What's up?

Director: Hyun... That man... He's looking for you... What do we do...?

Hyun: What?

Director on the phone: I'm sorry Hyun. You're noona couldn't deny the request...

Director on the phone: I'll send you the hospital address and room number. Go there right now.

Director on the phone: Please do me this favor Hyun...

Hyun: ......

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At the hospital

 

Old man: Oh! You're here?

Old man: I thought you'd come so I ordered my man to leave~

Old man: I started to feel sick after not seeing you for a long time.

Old man: How are you? Haha

Hyun: ......

Old man: Here.

Old man: What's wrong with you? Come on and start sucking!

Hyun: Fuck you!

Old man: Wh.... What did you say?

Hyun: In the meantime, do you need your diaper changed?

 

To Be Continued