(vogue shoot 2019) thank you stonehenge!

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(onstage at OTRA) very proud of that clap. it was very manly

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(onstage at HSLOT nyc) you’re holding a sign that says “I am with child” in large, bold letters

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(2014 interview) [to Niall about having sex with men] hey, don’t knock it till you try it!

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(2015 Ellen “never have i ever”) [sarcastic] Oh yeeah!

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(2015 BBCR1 interview w Nick Grimshaw) [via text-to-speech app] I hate this

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(Steal my girl BTS) I’m wearing a coat. No one knows why.

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(onstage at OTRA) [sing/yelling arhythmically] WE’VE HAD A TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY, HEY!

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(2012 1d interview) Excuse me, Liam!

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(1d orlando roller coaster thing) [screaming] EUROS

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(2015 BBCR1 interview w Nick Grimshaw) [via text-to-speech app] Willies. Willies. Willies

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(2015 tattoo roulette) It’s very intimidating, that light

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(2019 Sara Lee SNL sketch) [American accent] Why do guys always freak out when I ask them to spit in my mouth?

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(2019 spill your guts or fill your guts) [disgusted sound] Okay.

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(2019 facetime interview) I enjoyed Bambi.

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(Interview w Roman Kemp) [shocked and alarmed] Have ya??!

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1d orlando roller coaster thing) [screaming with Liam]

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(2015 BBCR1 interview w Nick Grimshaw) [via text-to-speech app] If I was beyonce for a day I would do a concert performing some of her many hits.

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(2020 zane lowe beats1 playlist thing) [audio only] Why? I’m a dream.

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(2019 ellen show) Okay. Okay. 

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(2019 spill your guts or fill your guts) Cod sperm. Sorry

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(2019 Sara Lee SNL sketch) [American accent, wincing ] A picture of my open throat…