Boosted Man (Branded Man - Merle Haggard parody)

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xA5ckLJ79-4

Lyrics:

I'd like to hold my head up and be proud of who I am,
But I let all my thoughts be controlled
My booster card I showed them, but they're still not satisfied
now I'm a boosted man who has been trolled,

When I left the FEMA prison, I had chose to comply,
determined I was fine with being scammed.
But no matter where I travel, the beast mark follows me,
I'm branded with a number on my hand.

I'd like to hold my head up and be proud of who I am,
But I let all my thoughts be controlled
My booster card I showed them, but they're still not satisfied
now I'm a boosted man who has been trolled,

If I live to be refunded, I guess I'll never feel less shame,
'cause everybody knows I've played their game.

As long as I am living,
I'll choose to let them prick my skin
or I'll miss out on free donuts if I fail

I'd like to hold my head up and be proud of who I am,
But I let all my thoughts be controlled
My booster card I showed them, but they're still not satisfied
now I'm a boosted man who has been trolled,

Now I'm a boosted man who has been trolled,

Alternative ending lines:
Now I'm boosted with proteins that misfold
Now I won't survive or grow to be old