Easter: Resurrection Sunday
Ed asked me to decorate his donations can for Easter. I put three Easter eggs on the can...
Pope Francis gave three Easter Eggs to
VP Vance, for his children...
Since Francis was a new arrival in Heaven,
Jesus took him on an. extended walking tour of the City of God.
After a couple hours of hiking, Francis admitted that he was a bit thirsty...
What a coincidence ! Jesus exclaimed,
The building before us is where we make
our Holy Water !
Redeemer and redeemed entered the
large, green marble building.
Let me introduce you to our purefiers...
Jesus brought Francis to John Paul II.
John Paul !!!
How wonderful to see you again !
Jesus asked the former pontiff to show
Francis the Holy Water operation.
Well, John Paul began,
first we determine where on earth
the greatest conflicts arise...
The Jordan, The Seine, the Darling River
in Australia, the Thames or the Danube.
We don't use the Hudson, or the Mississippi,
too much sewage and fertilizer runoff...
Then, one of our Angels visits that river,
and draws 500 Imperial Gallons into a Silver Charger.
He brings the river water up here,
and it is deposited in one of these
large kettles...
Then the real work begins.
We bring it to a boil, and maintain the
temperature for 168 hours.
168 hours ! Francis exclaimed,
That's a whole week !
Yes, John Paul replied,
We boil the hell out of it !
My Grampa Ronald was raised Catholic.
He became a Healing Minister.
He would still turn to the Rosary
for difficult cases ...
He wore them out.
I played Claves...
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