Seeking door mat 2 play phone tag with, about nothing in particular =)

Seeking a ball of yarn 2 play 'phone tag crisis' with (U R the yarn =) B prepared 4 constant rescheduling & fake urgency 4 no reason, because I'm important & powerful like that. Do U even deserve 2 B reading this ad? I'm not so sure. Maybe after I weed through the queue of hopefuls auditioning 4 this highest honor 2 B part of my sphere U will make the cut & get the chance 2 do my bidding! =D

Such A DEEL! ~;D

R U 'worthy'?

Audition via E-Mail with your phone # so I can ignore it 2 wa$te your time. B sure 2 also include a note about Y I should even bother 2 reply. Maybe U can convince me 2 lift a finger. It's all 'possibility' =8^D

Save & share the address 4 this page, because my awesomeness is eternal...
https://justpaste.it/6s49i