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The Absurdity Of 'PortableAppz.kom' ScoldWare

N E 1 Care 2 Fix Their $hit?  =:-D

In a fantasy parallel universe there's a site run by a self-vandalizing goofball 'idiot savant' who loves 2 trash their own products & troll their customers by crippling what they do with totally pointless & annoying nag screens. If U or N E 1 U no noze how 2 maybe fix this BUG in the 'machine', send them my way at 'balkanguy at live dawt kom'  =)  I'm thinkin' a little 'plug in' 2 'drop in' 2 the 'folder tree' there of each of the offending 'portable appz' 2 FIX this ABSURD 'nag screen junk' would do the trik ~ just 'auto-re-launch' if there is N E 'shutdown' issue yes?  Simple As Cake! =:-)  The whole MESS now reminds me of Linux dorx yakking with glee from their 'machine gun nest' with sadistic chants of 'Werx 4 MEEE!', abusing all who don't care 2 WA$TE their lives fiddling with 'terminal screens'.  Sum may confuse what I'm saying as if I dishonor the flawless perfection of all from 'portableapps.com', & 2 them I reply: "NOT AT ALL!  Here on Earth, people treat each other right  =^)  Let me give U an example...

Oh hold on a bit... It sez eye need 2 're-launch' this KRAP because it tells me (as if I give a FROK) that I didn't shut things down 'Just So'.  OH LORD HELP ME PLEASE!! =D  I rePENT!! =:-o  I'm so sorry Mr. Program... let me lick your shoes.  I AM NOT WOOORTHY!!! ~;-)  ... Holy JunkWare Batman, I clearly need 2 get on this most important task of being so very careful about which way I CHOOSE to close things.  I better not dare hit that 'X' button the wrong way, or 'Kill' the process like I can with N E 'real' program & it doz jost fyne... DON'T DO IT!  NOOOO!! =P  Do I have 'permission' 2 close U Mr. Program?  Or is it 'Angry Dyke' software = 'perpetually offended'?  Sure SOUNDS like it!  Excuse me ~ How is your 'child' process doing?  I wouldn't want 2 'offend' those 'threads' U R wearing, or all those lovely DLLs behind U.  Let me intradooz ma'self:

!! Eye Am 'THA UZUR' An Wot Eye $ay Goze !!  =D

Now STFU & Get In Line B 4 I Beat U W/Out Mercy!  =)

N E U bichez gotta prob W/how I 'shut U down' jos keep it 2 ya'selvz N' GEDDER DUN!  Have a pee, blow your nose, eat a sandwich ~ WAT EVUR!  I don't froogin kare ~ just show up & WORK! =:-o  No I'm not here 2 say 'thank U 4 scolding me', then close your little 'OK' (I understand ~ so sorry) prompt, then mouse around like a gypsy, searching 4 home 2 go through everything twice just 2 're-launch' your pathetik lazy azz.  JUST DO IT!  Don't 'take a knee'.  Get ON it!  On 2'nd thought if yer' gonna' take a knee U may as well blo me...

& from now on if U think U godda 'Start Fresh' NO NEED 2 WASTE MY FROOGAN TYME WITH YER BICHN'.  Repeat after me: "This is not a 'democracy'.  I'm a pile of happy little ones & zeroes here 2 serve.  I luv 2 B your $lave.  When U tell me 2 dance I'll strip with extra zeal.  My 'opinion' how U 'turn me off' ain' worth JAK!"

Either way tho', pretty kool 2 try loads of things...

I'm Doin' U A favor.  The Ninjaz Won't B So Nice!  =:-o

I Seek Only The Unity Of A Harmonious System  ~;D