Lionblaze: *GASP* JAYFEATHER IT YOUR BDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Hollyleaf: Geesh, Lionblaze, your spelling! It should be: 'It’s your birthday'!
Lionblaze: How can you know my spelling when I don’t write it down?
Hollyleaf: Idk... *GASP* MAYBE IT’S MY 🌌POWER🌌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: I’m here too. Just for info.
Brambleclaw: CONGRATS, BDAY BOI!!!!!!
Jayfeather: *death glare*
Crowfeather: (yeets 🖍crayon🖍 at Jayfeather)
Firestar: IS WINDCLAN IN NEED????!!!!!! DO I NEED TO SAVE THEM WITH MY MARY SUE POWERS?????!!!!!!!!!
Crowfeather: Nah, I’m just here to enjoy torturing my children. By yeeting crayons at them.
Brambleclaw: LEAVE!!!!!!!!
Crowfeather: Fine, fine!
Thornclaw: Jayfeather, I gotchu a present!
Jayfeather: Is it a patrol? I swear, if it's a patrol...
Thornclaw: No! ...It's a border patrol!
Jayfeather: *sigh*
Hollyleaf: I have a present too! It’s a 1000 page long book about the Warrior Code! What you've always wanted, huh?
Jayfeather: Nah
Hollyleaf: AND WITH THAT YOU MEAN YES OTHERWISE I KICK YOU OUTTA THE CLAN!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: I'm the one who kicks peeps outta here!
Hollyleaf: Saying the word: 'Peeps', instead of: 'People', is against the Warrior Code! Read page 826 of that Warrior Code book, for StarClan's sake!
Firestar: Oopsie
Lionblaze: The fandom also got you a present, Jay! Wanna see it?
Jayfeather: I suppose...
Lionblaze: (gives Stick)
Jayfeather: WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLIP?!
Hollyleaf: (very dry and serious) They ship you with the Stick, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLIP?!
Hollyleaf: Yeah
The End
I hope you liked it, Skykit! Have a really happy birthday!