Retail Retardation?  =;-P

Hello?  =))  That'z Mr. T.'s head on some trannie's body = an 'internet meme' joke.  Does N E 1 really think he loox like a chik?  2day I go 2 some 'Smart (?) & Final' $tore 2 buy water & the cashier is being dumb & 'passive aggressive' style calling me 'mam', as if a 6'2" tall guy with wide shoulders WITH SIGNIFICANT STUBBLE ON THE FACE & doesn't act or look feminine & is also dressed like a guy in a dark green T-Shirt & black jeans seems like a gal = LOL!!  Here's an (approximate) photo example...

OK no sideburns now, & bit longer.  Let's mod it 2 get closer...

Been pushing it all back so don't have 2 cut so often & whatever.

Here's an example of what chix look like...

True, lot of American gals R extra hideous, but that doesn't mean guys look like women.  More often it's so-called 'females' who R looking like boys! HAHA  U know = all that extra 'empowerment' they get from rejecting femininity or something I guess?  N E waze, this clown calls me 'mam' even though it makes no sense (other than an insult), I guess 'kuz he was frustrated that he misred the item & had 2 go call 4 a 'price check' because tried 2 charge me a way higher price & I called him on it.  Instead of correcting it he says 'the price just went up' type stuff & tries 2 get me 2 buy them @ the higher price.  I say the shelf lists them at about $1.20 each (wanted to get 18), so he sends a guy for a 'price check'.  

I tell him while he's on the 'PA' system to specify the gallon size because the price he's quoting sounds like the 2.5 gallon version.  In his 'infinite wisdom' instead of ammending the message to the 'price check' guy, he smirks @ me like 2 imply 'don't give me advice' = LOL!!  & then guess what ~ the 'price check guy' is taking so long I say 'I may as well go check it 4 U 'kuz hoo noze how long they will take'.  & U no wat happenz next...  'price check guy' is walking over with the 2.5 gallon size!  & all of this while the 3 boxes of ONE gallon size I am trying 2 purchase R right there in front of every1 & I told them 2 make sure they R checking the 1 gallon size! = HAHAHA

What's even more absurd is while waiting 4 these various things I offer them (both the cashier & the guy who got them from storage) a dollar a box just for the containers that they otherwise THROW OUT IN THE GARBAGE, & he spouts some stuff about 'we can't sell something that's not in the store'.  So I'm thinking 'HOLY WTF!?'  They're IN the store!  It's something U carry! LOL!!!  I am thinking between all the 'mam' this, & 'can't sell our own stuff' that, is this guy RETARDED!?  Seriously... I mean come on =))  GET A GRIP!  I got the same sort of anti-$ales nonsense from the guy who brought me the 3 water boxes from the back = a silly smirk like 'I don't have time 2 make more $ 4 the store on stuff we would just throw away & make ZERO on. I mean, Y make MORE $ instead of LESS $ (right?)'.  

Guys, I am TRYING TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY!  Like many in a 'retail retardation' stupor, there is happening here a COMPLETE DISSCONNECT between where their paycheck comes from! =:-o  The MORE $$$ U bring into the $tore the better.  It's not some 'extra chore' with 'no returns'. It's MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS! =D  This is stuff you THROW IN THE GARBAGE & I am offering $1 each for them.  That's a GOOD thing 4 U, not a 'problem' =)

Get wise, grasshopper.  Contact me @ 'balkanguy at live dot com' 2 arrange me 2 come over & PAY YOU 2 get these fab 'storage boxes' from U. U can also easily $ELL them various ways 4 awesome storage.  They're much stronger than regular 'U-Haul' type boxes! =D  GR8 4 stacking 2! =:-o  & of course, if U prefer 2 just GIVE THEM AWAY FREE instead of having to PAY PEOPLE TO HAUL THEM AWAY IN THE GARBAGE, I'm happy 2 get them FREE as well! =D  Just LET ME KNOW! =)

'balkanguy at live dot com'

Water Boxes PLEEZE! ~;D

Here is some info from the water receipt:

Ca$hier (tha dood who callz me 'mam' LOL): Elijah S.

Date: 02/21/19

Time: 16:20:45

Store Manager: Matt DeWolf