((= Programmable Retardation? =))

'Preferring' Change 4 The WORSE Is INSAAANE!!!

Ever heard of 'Appeal 2 Novelty' or 'Bandwagon' fallacy? The 1'st is 2 pretend 'New = Better'. Obviously, a new pile of stinky dog poop is not better than a fancy old castle, & just because lots of people shoot heroin doesn't make it a good idea. A similar pathetic joke occurs when people pretend it is 'superior' 2 DISCARD compatibility with an operating system that is vastly SUPERIOR to Windows Vista, 7, 8, 10, etc., even though it's way E Z 2 make something work with ALL of those PLUS XP =) 4 instance, 64 bit is not an advantage, as even if U need 2 assign more than 4GB of RAM 2 something, there R loads of ways 2 do that with some simple XP mods freely available online that can extend how much the OS can C, or make it look like a 'virtual' (super-fast) disk, etc.. Few people use them because almost nobody actually needs that. Supposed RAM limitations R just 1 of many examples of B.S. spread by 'Trendies'...

4 instance, U can actually run multi-terabyte servers even on 'old trash' like Windows '95. The 'shell' doesn't really care how big the partition is, but the bit depth of the driver 2 access it. U don't even need a fancy (hardware) 'controller'. U can do it with 'drive overlay' software. When long ago I offered 2 send M$ hardware configured with their 'obsolete' OS 2 prove this, they just ignored me =)) U can bet they say 'Can't Do XYZ' just 'kuz they wanna convince U 2 get something else, & admitting they know it isn't necessary would B 'trouble$ome' ~ so FOOLS keep re-buying things & digging their own holes & getting those '$ervice' calls up 2...

Nothing's perfect, & Windows XP has LOADS of flaws, many of them put there ON PURPOSE 2 trick people into DOWN-grading 2 'latest greatest' fail trains, but overall XP is by FAR the most FLEXIBLE & USEFUL OS around. That's Y about 30% of computers on Earth R still running it. Did U know 4 instance that almost all the ATM machines on Earth R XP-based? So 'In$ecure' my A$$! LOL!!! M$ also keeps pretending they will or have already ended $upport 4 it, which is just marketing tactic$ 2 get people switching 2 worse $tuff. It's all a big joke 2 them, like even the name: "Window Sex Pee" =)) WOO he has the whole world saying it! I've read Mr. M$ is a big perv & was so into 'rentinal' galz it was distracting from his work, so he hooked up W/a partner from $taff 2 B more 'Presidentable' ~ $imilar 2 the 'Amazon' $tory? Hoo noze ~ that's another $ubject ~;)

From banks 2 boats, grocery stores 2 power plants, XP 'just works' (more or less) & people doing real businesses need stuff like that, not bug-ridden trash RUINING machines by INFECTING them with Cripple-Ware GARBAGE that came after just 2 keep up with ($tupid) fa$hions = "Woo all my 'friends' R chopping their thumbs off. I guess it's 'time' 2 get rid of mine." HAHAHA!!!

I find the MASOCHISM of it all-so HILARIOUS! What a $CAM! 'Up'-grading they say = OMG ROFL!! =D I'm a big XP fan only because I care about PERFORMANCE. YES I try the alternatives about once a year & they all still SUUUUK 4 wat eye dew, so stik W/'The Best'. 'Change' 4 it's own sake is ABSURD. It's not as if your computer magically stops working if Micro$oft disappeared tomorrow. All those bazillions of ATMs out there R doin' just dandy on Sex Pee! & that's just 1 of countless examples. Open yer eyz! Look in the mirror & 'reflect'... Iz U A ZomBunny?

Get Off 'The Plantation' & Hop Off 2 Bli$$! =D

When U got somethin' good, STIKWITHET!
Variety 4 it's own sake is not improvement.
Wood tha' snap below B helped by subbing 1 of the poses with a view of a filthy trashkan?...

You may say OS R a bit like gurlfrenz:
'Y $witch U gotta GR8 1'?
Doz watcha want & getz thingz goin' so stik withet yay?
When I behold a beauteous A$$ my thoughts R not 'is it the newest'?
FROK nO! A relationship 2 A$$ is key in understanding the universe =8^)

Actually 1 that's been around a while knows how 2 take it!
How 'Old' 2 B-Holed ~ Bask In The Glow Of 'Super-MILF' =D

Pushin' 50? WTF does it matter? I'm ON it =D Oh I 4-got ~ a hideous troll goblin is '$uperior' if they R 18 so must B the aim of our de$ires HAHAHA =)) Tell me another 1 =D Hell I'm 50 ma'self. That make me a wreck? LOL!!

Keep the (fail-train) comedy rollin', CLOWNS! "Woo I saw a bunch of (((Commercial$))) telling me I'm a 'Dinosaur' if I don't want 2 rape ma'self in the bum with a razor-studded probe! I must $UBMIT!" HAHAHA =))