Holy WTF!!  =:-o  Control Your Mouth! (Diet Tips =)

 Exhibit A: Alex Jones ~ 'Political Reporter'

Looked pretty sleek there round '96.  Sez he ran 6 miles every other day, etc.
Then came the buffets & 'drinking' (his own words =))
I can C it now: "I behold the bountiful harvest, & know it is my destiny."

20+ years of self-abuse later... "The challenge is where 2 put it all."

"The key is 2 maintain focus as you beat the meal into submission."

"I know I will become it's master.  The Spice has met it's match ~ I AM NOT AFRAID!"

"Like trials of The Bible ~ 'Get Behind Me $atan!'  Challengers are flushed away."
Seems 2 me 'The Devil' comes in many forms, some of them restaurants... =P

(=   R E P E N T !   =)

The test of Our LLord is 2 C hoo mezurz OP! (besides the waistline =)

Hallelujah !

I come for A$$ 2 sing it's praises, the true religion of all men, our minds damned 2 eternal bliss always dreaming, scheming 4 AAASS!  Never underestimate the importance of ASS =D  While we are chatting about whatever, we are also dreaming about ASS!  Guys put the 'ASS' in Multi-tASSking =))  Don't try 2 fight it.  That's just how we're wired ~;-)  A tiny waist gives your ass 'legs'.  Everything you do really doesn't matter if your waist is chubby.  The righteous wench is humble B 4 the lord, & that lord is ASSS!  In praise of Lord ASSS a wench must beg 4 mercy, 4 temptation 2 waver from the path of sleekness is strong & a witch must wield her azz 4 evil & not good... oh baby ~;-D

The universe is endless eternal.  
All is nature, & a perky Black A$$ is it's highest state of perfection.
2 reach 'Heaven' 1 must 1'st control what goes in their mouth. =)

The Church rewards all who further the spirit of progress toward a higher state of BlakA$$.

4 A$$ Is The Window 2 The $oul =D
The endless cycle of nature ~ all that is A$$...

Commandment 2: "Where a wench shall hunger, let it B 4 Kok ~ So it is written."

WHOOP! =B^D

Oh BABY!  =D

AAaaaah-MEN!  ~;-o

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