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Yeah. Judging from the trailer and sneak peek, this is going to be many things, none of which are what people were hoping to see.

1) It's going to have that overused cliché in the style of "Mr. Mom", where a woman can do an amazing job AND take care of family without problems (women are all-powerful, you know) - and when a man is put to the role of 'parenting', he screws up everything, bumbles 'funnily' onscreen quite a lot, and can't do the job properly at all, leading him to appreciate the woman more than before. Yawn.

Only a woman can have a career and still be a great parent simultaneously. If roles are switched, the woman will outdo the man at his workplace. Woman always wins. Man is always the butt of the joke, the punching bag, the bumbling fool.

As he has been for decades. Good job, feminists and the 100% fema-fascist matriarchy we are living in.

2) It's going to show GIRRRRLLL POWERRRRR and show a woman kicking buttocks (*gasp*! Can the audience really take such a COMPLETELY unseen-before, radical, new concept?! Holy cow, this sounds SO interesting and original!).

We haven't seen THIS before.. I can only think of Alien (and its sequels), Wonder Woman, The Terminator (and its awful sequels), Supergirl, Star Wars franchise, Kill Bill movies, Tomb Raider, pretty much any fighting game with multiple characters with only a handful of exceptions, from Street Fighter II to Soul Calibur franchise, the Metroid series, Ghost in the Shell, The Incredibles (yes, the first one counts), Thelma and Louise, the Yoko Tsuno comics, Natasha comics, the Metroid series, Tekken franchise, Portal, Mirror's Edge, Resident Evil franchise, Xenosaga franchise, and if I sit and really think about it, may only come up with a FEW THOUSAND MORE.

So yeah, it's great that they're finally taking things into a new direction, where a FEMALE protagonist is depicted as POWERFUL! Wow! What an amazing, novel concept, a woman with POWER! Who would've thought anyone could come up with an idea like this!

3) They do what they always do. They take the first movie, then re-hash the story, but tweak or 'twist' something, so it seems new. Just look at Terminator 2: The Judgment Day - it's the exact same story from the first movie, with Arnold playing the protector instead of the destructor. Nothing new, really (except a curious and uncharacteristic (for hollyweird) lack of injected romance! The only reason to like this childish crap with bad child-actors and ridiculous one-liners).

So, this is going to be the same movie as the first one, except it will be pumped so full of feministic estrogen and misandry that it might even make the feminists puke, and it will feature the first movie's clichéic and formulaic plot and storyline with just the genders reversed, and the man's "bumbling fool"-role enlarged.

What I think the audiences would've wanted to see, is..

1) Good action, cool fight-scenes AS A FAMILY (the way Fantastic Four, the X-Men etc. have been shown to fight in the comics - as a perfectly functional TEAM, where everyone knows their place, and where everyone protects and helps each other and utilizes each individual's unique powers in a perfect harmony to defeat the enemies).

We never got a really good, big, satisfying 'as a family'-style fight-scene in the first movie. Each individual does amazing things, and it's fun and entertaining, but a really cool, 'kick-ass' fight scene as a group would've been the best thing that the movie could've climaxed with.

Oh, there is the very tiny part just before the fight is stopped, but it's not enough. This movie would've been perfect for showcasing such a fight.

2) A NEW story about a Superhero FAMILY, where each individual knows their place, and that can function finally as a team (in the first movie, each character had a weakness to overcome).

The invisible girl could easily spy like a ninja, obtaining intelligence and information, the fast kid could then surprise and interrupt people, performing sneak-attacks before they can do anything about it (just like shown in the first movie), the father's strength of course has multiple uses, and the elasticity of the wife would perfectly add to all this. As a team, they would be unbeatable, and the writers could really explore their IMAGINATION (if they have such) to come up with all kinds of interesting scenarios, situations and ways to show off their powers, where all four could use their unique talents in a very satisfying way to defeat complex situations or Doctor Doom-like enemies (just like Fantastic Four has done in the comics).

We didn't need more fema-fascist misandristm and agenda-driven crap, we didn't need boring 'parenting stuff' again shoved to our face (as if there's NOTHING as important or interesting as parenting - 'parenting is a heroic act'? WHAT? Bringing more apes to this already overpopulated planet so more kids can make more sneakers under strict second-based schedules, and die in fireworks factories in accidents and out of malnutrition, is a HEROIC ACT?! Unbelievable. Besides, we don't need to be TOLD what 'heroic acts' are, we already know it, just SHOW AS A GOOD G** D*** movie, for crying out loud!).

It's like the action movies, that try to make 'parenting' and 'having a family' the greatest satisfaction and the most wonderful thing in the world for the protagonist, but the audience really 'secretly' waits for the action part to start. But yet they HAVE to shove this BS agenda down our throats before they can give us what the audience really wants.

Look, if all this (non-superhero) family crap was so entertaining, if all this parenting stuff was so interesting, there would be plenty of "Parenting movies" and they would be hugely successful blockbusters (whatever that means), and they wouldn't need ANY action or 'romance' or car chases or even interesting stories. There would be thousands of enormously successful 'family life' documentaries, where the documentary would just show 2 hours of 'typical family life' and then end. And people would lap it up.

BUT IT ISN'T.

So do us a favor, hollyweird, and keep that boring family and parenting-crap out of our action movies, and do us even a bigger favor, and stop licking the buttocks of the fema-fascist crazy people, and start focusing on giving us interesting stories instead of shoving facepalm-inducing, typical feminazi agenda down our throats.