Mysterious Goddess Illuminates Night Sky

SOUTH ISLAND REGION (TRUCHAN) - May 27, 2010 - Last night a brilliant exhibit of lights appeared over the horizon, to the delight and terror of local denizens of the Happy Trails trailer park. Witnesses indicate that what appeared at first to be a launch of low orbit satellites by Amazon quickly shifted and coalesced into the holographic form of a beautiful woman in flowing garb, with flowers in her hair. It is unknown who this woman was or what she could represent.

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