Scientists: 'We May Be Running Out of Rocks'
This just in: Geologists are warning that, unless current habits change, the world is in danger of running out of rocks in a remarkably short time. "Think about it," scientist Henry Kaiser told the Onion newspaper. "When was the last time you even saw a boulder?" Click here to read more about this alarming hypotheses.
Source: http://themountainworld.blogspot.com/2010/05/scientists-we-may-be-running-out-of.html