ONE LIFE LEFT'S MARIOKE CHRISTMAS PARTY: VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION
(tl;dr: Bring a Secret Santa gift, sing loudly, have the best time of your life, guaranteed)

Friday. 16th December 2016, Loading Bar, 97 Stoke Newington Rd, Stoke Newington, London N16 8BX

• 7:00pm Doors open
• 7:30pm PROMPT Carol singing – Marioke-style
• 8:00pm A Secret Santa gift exchange, administered by a not-so-secret-Santa (Keith Stuart)
• 8:30pm Marioke – complete with loads of new songs (new songs!)
• 10:00pm A VERY SPECIAL MARIOKE PREMIERE
• 11:30pm Kieron Gillen, with one of his never-to-be-repeated DJ sets, just like last year.

For those of you who want to sit on Keith’s knee and take part in the Secret Santa, please bring a gift – wrapped, of course; you’re not animals – and place it in Keith’s Bulging Sack as you arrive. If it’s a game, please, write the format on the outside so that no-one will leave disappointed. 

For legal reasons, we have to point out that you don’t have to sit on his knee, no matter how much he asks. And as a condition of our licence after What Happened In 2013, we’ve reminded him he needs to keep his hands visible at all times. 

Sega have really kindly donated loads of games to the present pile, so we’ll be handing those out throughout the night, too. Thanks, Sega!

So, yeah, the year may have been a colossal disappointment, but no-one will leave our party disappointed.  

Let’s kick the fuck out of 2016. 

Can’t wait to see you there.

Lots of love

Ste, Simon and Ann, plus Keith Stuart, Kieron Gillen, the Loading Bar Team and maybe Simon Parkin, he’s a bit flaky these days.