You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoooooo g
You: yoooooooooooo
Stranger: whatssss good
You: i dunnooooooo whats noooot
Stranger: hahahahhah chillll there buuddd
Stranger: sooooooo im Juliette
You: niiice
You: i m a hairy hobbit
Stranger: HOOTTT
You: naturally
You: this my pic
You: http://tinyurl.com/yheg89h
You: to prove it i m hawt :>
Stranger: nice
You: ^_^
Stranger: OH JESUS
Stranger: PEDOPHILIA
You: WHAT
You: WHERE
Stranger: look in the mirror
You: but i m 22
You: >_<
Stranger: 22 + 42
Stranger: try
You: no
You: no
You: i m not lyin
Stranger: well you should shave your beard
You: old pic
You: how old are u then
Stranger: too young for you
Stranger: if thats what you look like
You: just tell me pls >_>
Stranger: no thanks
You: ?
You: ??????????
Stranger: rather not end up being found dead
Stranger: in a river
You: what
Stranger: by a creeepy 40 year old man
You: i m not like that
You: i m very nice and cudly
Stranger: cuddly with wrinkles
You: not my fault
Stranger: well your a bit old for me
Stranger: you would be a pedophile
Stranger: im supposed to stay away from you
You: what have i done
You: we re just chatting
Stranger: and you wanna know my age- and you look older than my dad
You: well i told u mine
You: its not like your age means anything to me
Stranger: yoour 48!
You: what can i do with it
Stranger: well im a teenager -
Stranger: thats the best you're getting
You: kk
You: where u from
Stranger: i'm from Minnesota
You: very nice
You: me to
You: o
Stranger: BULLLSHIT
You: honest
Stranger: CHILLLLLLLSSSSS
Stranger: were never meeting up
Stranger: just so you know
You: what
You: k
You: didnt ask you for that
Stranger: kay good:)
You: i m from Rochester
Stranger: mineappolis
You: nice
Stranger: sooooo
Stranger: what do you do in your spare time?
Stranger: you a father?
You: no my daughter died in an accident, slipped
You: and fell on my saw
Stranger: BUULLLSHITTTA
Stranger: I hate liars
Stranger: just putting that out htere
You: i m not lying
You: i hate lying too
You: just being honest
You: for no real reason
You: tbh
Stranger: oh well if you're being honest, i'm really sorry for you and your wife! sorry for your loss
You: thanks
You: my wife left me some time ago though
You: there wasn't much point if us staying togather after the accident
Stranger: awwwwwww :(
Stranger: marriage feelll appart duee to grieff?
You: yeah, we just couldnt bear it
Stranger: :(
You: i wouldnt be talking about this to you anyway
You: too painful and i dont want to make u sad
Stranger: awwww yeah life is bad enough right now with exam stress
Stranger: im really sorry for you though
Stranger: but if you and her love eachother you shouldn't leave eachother when you need eachother most
You: she would be about your age if she was still alive
You: damn saw
You: i m such an idiot
Stranger: :(
Stranger: how can a saw kill her though?
Stranger: i understand it can harm her badly
Stranger: but how can it kill her
You: it didnt kill her immidiately
You: she was about 8 then
You: she bled out to death
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im so soorry
You: heh
You: not your fault
You: i didnt shave since
Stranger: why?
Stranger: a razor isn't the same thing as a saw
You: i guess it's my way of grieving
Stranger: :(
You: so
You: how are your exams going
Stranger: there going okay
Stranger: i fucked up on my math test
Stranger: i had 3 hours and i couldn't even finish it
Stranger: but i did good on jewish history
You: good good
You: what are you wearing
Stranger: now?
You: yes
Stranger: im wearing a turtleneck
Stranger: and sweatpants
You: nice
Stranger: whhy do you care?
You: just curious
Stranger: hahha im not a cheap whore
You: haha so you're expensive
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: and im not a whore either
You: well those were your words
Stranger: WELL STILL
Stranger: im no hoe
You: good to know
You: so, how old are you?
Stranger: tooo young for you to know
You: wow
You: are u like 12?
Stranger: no
Stranger: jesus
You: well then
You: how can u be "too" young
Stranger: cause im not that much older
Stranger: duuhh
You: ah
You: around 14ish?
Stranger: somewhere between 14 and 16
Stranger: now give up!
You: ahah
You: ok fine
You: so do you have a bf? how come you're on omegle anyway?
Stranger: im on omegle cause im bored
Stranger: and no i do not have a boyfriend
Stranger: i fucking hate boys they screw with your head
Stranger: and make me feel like shit
You: how come?
Stranger: because they just do
Stranger: like youll kiss a really goodlooking guy
Stranger: and hell start talking to you
Stranger: and conversation will go super well
Stranger: and then the next day you wont speak
Stranger: and yeah
You: bah
You: boys
Stranger: they fucking suck
You: u need someone more mature
Stranger: so over looking for a boyfriend
You: with more exp
Stranger: i will never get one
You: have u been thinking
You: of going bi or les
Stranger: omg
Stranger: are you normal?
Stranger: NO
You: why not, didnt know your such a square
Stranger: a square?
You: ah
You: yeah
You: a think with like 4 corners
You: and all sides of same size
You: a square
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: BUT WHAT MAKES ME A SQUAREW?
You: ahhh
Stranger: LIKE HOW CAN U BE A SQUARE?
You: well being conservative
Stranger: im not conservative
Stranger: im jst into boys
Stranger: why dont you become gay then
You: i tried it once
You: didnt like it
You: so there
Stranger: whateveer
You: i wasn't like OMG NOO
Stranger: not down
You: well
Stranger: im not into girls
You: u re saying
You: u dont like boys
Stranger: ive kissed one before
You: etc
Stranger: doesnt do shit
You: u did?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and i like boys
Stranger: just not how they are with you
You: not all of us are like that
You: i am a gentleman
Stranger: welll your 5000 years older
You: so?
You: i wanst like that when i was 15 either
Stranger: im not finding gentlement
Stranger: till im 25
You: what u gonna do in the mean time girl
Stranger: im gonna cry
Stranger: like ive been crying for the passt 2 years
Stranger: because i have shit luck
You: i thought
You: only boys have problems like that
You: the more you know
You: this goes to my diary
Stranger: hahhhhhahhhahah
Stranger: why would boys cry
You: i didnt mean crying
You: i ment girl problems etc
You: also boys can cry too
You: for instance if they get one shoted by solly with this new update, god knows what can happen
Stranger: HAAAHAAHAHHAHAH
Stranger: im talking to this racist loser
Stranger: its so funny
You: ??
Stranger: hes insulting black people
Stranger: what an asshole
Stranger: i hate racist peopel
You: me too!
You: specially niggers
You: you see, my wife left me for a black man
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: I HATE YOU TOO
You: what
You: why
Stranger: I HATE RACIST PEOPEL
You: i m not racist
You: honest to god
Stranger: you better not be
Stranger: or im disconnecting before you can defend yourself
You: truly
You: i m not
You: btw
You: do you know what is the difference between black jew and a regular jew?
You: expect obvious
Stranger: nope but im a regular jew
You: black jew sits in the back of the oven!
Stranger: haah nice
Stranger: i may be young, but im still fun to talk to eh?
You: u sure are
You: very mature
Stranger: ahha i get that a lot
Stranger: i was talking to this guy once on omegle one night when i was bored, and when i told hiim i was like 14-15 he was like fml
Stranger: i was like sorry:(
You: hah
You: he thought u were older
You: i get it
Stranger: ahhahahahhahh yeep
You: well what are u looking for on omegle anyway
Stranger: a source of entertainment really
Stranger: life is dull lately
You: do you want to spice it up with an older gentleman, btw my name is Saxton, Saxton Hale, pleased to meet you!
Stranger: way to make up your name
You: its not made up
You: its just
Stranger: i play team fortress 2
You: you do?
You: awesome
You: we can play sometimes
Stranger: no we can't
Stranger: cause were never meeting in person
Stranger: sorry
You: um
You: we dont need to meet in person
You: to play tf2
Stranger: trueeee
You: whats your fav class
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: art
You: cool, i like scout
You: scout and sniper
Stranger: COOL
Stranger: well it was nice to meet you!
You: likewise
You: i hope we meet irl someday
Stranger: hhahaah okaay!
Stranger: have a goodnight!
You: sure i ll think of you :)
Stranger: okay!
Stranger: byeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
