THE BOOK OF DERP

The Book of Derp, Geniderp 1:1... In the beginning was the Bowl. And the Bowl was empty, and unfilled. Derpy Hooves saw that the Bowl needed filling, and yea - into the Bowl she poured the Essense of Muffin. Wet and dry ingredients; she added them. Then, the Spoon of our Lord moved upon the batter, and Derpy saw that it was good.

And Derpy said, "Let there be muffins," and there were muffins.-Geniderp 1:3

The Book of Derp, Song of Muffins 2:12... Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of raisins, I shall fear no evil; for Derpy is with me. Her Friendship and Fortitude, they comfort me. She maketh me eat of soft muffins; she leads me to playwith the lightnings. She destroys what troubles my soul, and Town Hall topples over. And I know that I shall walk in Magic and Friendship all the days of my life. Amen.

"Gather round my children and listen to the story of 'Cupcakes'" (: ".
.. and their wickedness was known - not by their content, little ones,
but by their excessive frosting and flashy sprinkles.... for though they tried to imitate the perfection that is Muffin, they fell short...." - Geniderp 2:31

Lightnings

 Chapter 1:Verse 4
There shall be no malice, nor  enmity , nor hate, nor ill-will; only the harmony of laughter, kindness, honesty, generosity, loyalty, and the magic of friendship. All else shall be derp.
Chapter 1: Verse 5
For our Lord hath said, "I just don't know what went wrong."
Chapter 1: Verse 9
In the event of derp, one must always remember to ask if everyone is alright, and if they need any halp.