Patient: So is my prognosis good?
Doctor: Depends, are you a creationist?
Patient: Why, yes, yes I am why do you ask?
Doctor: Because I need to know whether you want me to treat the TB as it was before antibiotics or as the multiple drug-resistant strain it has since evolved into.
Patient: Evolved?
Doctor: Your choice, if you go with the Noah's Ark version, I'll just give you Streptomycin
Patient: Ummm, What are the newer drugs like?
Doctor: They're intelligently designed.