You: Hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im from england
You: I see
You: I'm very sorry
Stranger: y
You: do you have any way to escape?
Stranger: no my parent lock me up and abuse me
You: typical english parents...
You: hmm
You: maybe try looking for some explosives instructions, and blast your way through the wooden walls?
Stranger: are u a terrorist?
You: or just set them on fire, and then piss on the rag and put it close to your mouth
Stranger: u like bombs?
You: like bear grylls did
You: well
You: I do
Stranger: lol well i a gurl and i bur my hand
You: you burned your hand?
You: while cooking?
You: hahaha
You: get it?
Stranger: yeah
You: okay, seriously now
You: how did that happen
Stranger: bye im going to make a bomb now
You: aww
You: you still don't know how to ;(
Stranger: ps my name KODI
You: so you're a
You: umm
You: dog?
Stranger: no gurl
You: gurl?
Stranger: do u mean bitch
You: well
Stranger: how mean
You: yea
Stranger: bye still trying to make that bomb
You: I'm laughing my ass of right here
You: wait
Stranger: me 2
You: you don't know how to make a bomb
You: and it's not easy to find on the internet
Stranger: yeas fire and a clock
Stranger: im in jail right now for bomb threating the school
Stranger: lmao
You: wait
You: wait wait wait
You: where do your parents work
Stranger: cia
You: so...
You: you're in england
You: locked by cia agents
Stranger: yu[p
You: It doesn't sound right
You: unless
You: the wlaruses are pink in china
Stranger: ok fbi
You: are they?
You: there's no fbi in england either
You: -.-
Stranger: fuck no there black
Stranger: yes there is we moved from the states
You: pfffchkhhhhh
Stranger: my dad a ex fbi agant
You: you're not from england
Stranger: fuck you i want to be
You: lol
You: why?
Stranger: were u from
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: they lost like 4 fucking colonies in XVIIIthe century
You: that's a major fail
You: I'm from the planet earth
Stranger: so they talk cool
You: and I do not find myself a citizen of any country
You: I don't care about politice
You: politics*
Stranger: wat that
Stranger: wanna have sex
You: I'm not anyone's belonging, so I do not find myself ciziten of any country
You: sure
You: but I must warn you
You: I have weird fetish
Stranger: like wat
Stranger: foot dick
You: I like 8 year old nazi girls with scat fetish
You: who have 20 meter dick
Stranger: lie
You: and they fuck me in the ass so deep
You: that it comes out of my mouth
You: why lie?
You: I love it
Stranger: ok well im going make the bomb and leave byew
You: well
You: I see what you're doing here
Stranger: ps ur penis is 20 millimeters
You: you mean
You: 20 million meters
You: ghahaha
Stranger: fuck u mine bigger
Stranger: finger me
You: but you said
You: you're a gurl
You: do gulrs have penises?
Stranger: no are u gay?
You: do thei have penseis
You: so why u said
You: you have bigger pennis than 20 million meters?
Stranger: damn website this isnt the gay porn site?
You: im not gai
You: I love girls ;)
Stranger: i fucken love gurls to
You: so you
You: 're
You: like
You: lezbian
You: gurls loving gurls are lezbians
Stranger: no bi
You: I c
Stranger: yeah
You: so why do you want to be from england?
Stranger: they go bigger dicks there and the toilet flush backwards
Stranger: lol
You: ...
You: wat
You: that;s a good point
You: brb
You: just 20 sec
You: I have to smash my penis with a hammer.
Stranger: oo just for me
You: done
Stranger: arent u in pain
You: no
You: I ate 20 aspirins just now
You: In fact, I devour aspirins like cereal
You: with energy drinks
Stranger: i eat dicks for breakfast so ha
You: I kno, they good
You: one time i met this guy
You: i said to him "I will hug your penis for free"
You: and he was like
Stranger: only black
You: "eat a bag of dicks, man!"
You: and I said
You: "good idea, mate"
You: and I went to closest kiosk
You: and bough a bag of fresh dicks to munch
You: shit was so cash
Stranger: yummy i fucken love that
You: yea
Stranger: im dead i got raped last night
You: by whom?
Stranger: ur dad or mom i couldnt tell
You: that must've been my mom
You: she has a dick and rape fetish
Stranger: ooo
You: my dad is an armless guitarist from Boston Massechusets
Stranger: how can he play
You: who killed a bear with his beard and gave blowjob to adolf htler durning french revolution
You: idk
You: i think with his dick
You: lololool
Stranger: it that long
You: yea
Stranger: i love you
You: 40 million meters
Stranger: marry me
You: okay
Stranger: ?
You: by the row row fight the power given to me by myself
You: i announce us
Stranger: yess im a vergin
You: the wife and wife
You: so I can hump you now
You: okay?
Stranger: ur gurl
Stranger: yeah
You: no
You: I'm a
You: bear
Stranger: ok damn i got excited
You: good
Stranger: must be
You: because bears don't let it go so easly
Stranger: did u still the laptop
You: wat
Stranger: i love it up the butt
You: me too
Stranger: im a sex addit i need a penis in my mouth
You: me too
You: gosh, we have so much in common
Stranger: 69
You: I'm happy to marry you
Stranger: me 2
You: so, whats your gadu,gadu?
Stranger: wat im drunk right now explain
You: I don't know too
You: lolololo
Stranger: im finger my friend right now im cheating on u srry
You: in fact I just swallowed baikal of 90% russhen vodka
You: ajkEFGZSDKAFBGVE WF
You: BMOOOOOOOO
You: NOOO
You: DONT HEAT ME
Stranger: in the oven
You: no
Stranger: ill eat u
You: no wait
You: eat just my dixck
You: loloololoo
You: 0o
You: seriously
You: don't cheat on me
Stranger: ok
You: you filthy bitch
You: okay
You: good
You: now i must punish you for disboeying me
Stranger: yeah i havent showerd in weeks jkjk
Stranger: and i want some punishment
You: would you rather want to be bent over, or tied up to a chair?
Stranger: plz baby smack me
You: chair, or bending over?
You: chose!
You: choose or i will do it for you!
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: how about bent over in a chair giving u a lap dance
You: 1
You: no
You: nooo
You: nononnjo
You: I tie you up to a chair
Stranger: oo baby
You: very tight
You: so you can't ecape
Stranger: wat u doing after that
Stranger: im already traped remember
You: I get a rubber band with a plastic thingy to keep your mouth open
You: so you don't refuse to take my dick in
You: and I set a tv in front of you
Stranger: no need for that ill obey u
You: and play you the whole series of friends
You: and leave you like that
You: M~HAHAHHAA
Stranger: are we going to watch porn
You: I'MSO EVIL
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: ha
You: so you
You: have been punished now
Stranger: i just got new bra and underwear sexy
You: good
Stranger: yes
You: let me shove them up my ass
You: I like clothes brown
Stranger: oo baby im horny
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: lol
Stranger: gross ur to dirty
You: i kno
You: gulrs like dirty things
Stranger: not this chick
You: so how about some shitting on chest?
Stranger: barf
You: lololoololo
Stranger: my boobs are to big for that and they rather have cum on them
You: I see
You: so
You: you might want them cut off
You: let me grab my chainsaw
Stranger: cum on baby
Stranger: ouch i have big boobs to that will hurt
Stranger: 2 gurls one cup
You: yea
You: let me grab the cup
Stranger: dirty fuck
You: we will cut your boobs to pieces
You: with my meat clever
You: and
You: get them in a cup
You: and eat them like jelly
You: :D
Stranger: wat cup the only cup i drink out of is gods grail
You: but we're going to eat
Stranger: barf my boobs hurt now
You: besides i shat in the holy grail last week
You: good
You: they have to hurt
You: i take a whip
You: and whip those bad tits
You: bad, bad tits!
Stranger: cancer im a cancer paitent
You: now I bite them!
You: hmm, I bite your nipples
Stranger: :(
You: you can feelthe beast
You: rawr!
You: I bite your nipples off
You: RAWR!
You: FEEL THE BEAR!
Stranger: not off suck them
You: no
You: too late
Stranger: lick them
You: lololoololo
You: djaihfsd
You: wait
Stranger: 'lhv'c ln
Stranger: qlknva' ouhva
You: wait a moment
Stranger: poj'advknb0ua h
Stranger: avd 'kjbhvfoqh
Stranger: ; aJUBV
You: wait a minute
You: or maybe an hour
You: or a day
You: or a week
You: or a month
Stranger: BYE
You: orn-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
