An idea. (Warning: Strictly NSFW)

 

                In the world’s most legal city Amsterdam, prostitution is a totally accepted occupation (although not generally respected) and has since become a boring phenomenon for all but the first-time visitors (read Asian tourists). Go to the central Red-Light district, find a prostitute, get inside the red-room, pay 50 Euros and spend half an hour doing whatever you’d like to. Well, frankly, this is way too lusterless and tends to be uninteresting after a while. So here I’ve come up with a somewhat interesting idea that will decorate the whole business – “The Sex Lottery” so have I christened it; and it involves a bit of Math too J Read on …

 

The core idea is simple and is based on the general lottery business. How about you paying just 5 Euros for an intercourse together with a bit of fun instead of a  not-so-handy 50 Euros for the same old ‘*ucking business’ ?? Sounds cool ?? But does it work out? It does, as it comes with a catch. Not all who pay 5 Euros get to have sex with a hottie.

So you’d ask if it’s the same lottery business where many buy the tickets and one of them wins it to get the grand-prize, ‘sex with a hottie’ in this case. NO. This’s not that.

 

Here we have two lists, one for the male-customer and the other for the ‘female-hottie’.

This is how the ‘male-customer’ list looks: { 1. Lips ; 2. Tongue ; 3. Nose ; 4. Hands ; 5. Penis }

And the ‘female-hottie’ list: { 1. Lips ; 2. Face ; 3. Boobs/Cleavage ; 4. Pussy ; 5. Ass ; 6. Thighs/Legs/Feet }

 

It should be clear by now I guess ;) The customer (male) picks two chits for 5 Euros, one from the ‘male’ list and the other from the ‘female’ list.

Rest is up for his fortunes to decide J

 

Let me denote the male list by the letter ‘M’ and female-list, ‘F’.

When he picks them,

M	F	Action
Lips	Lips	Smooch
Lips	Anything else	Kisses
Tongue	Anything	Licks
Nose	Anything	Smells (yes, loser)
Hands	Anything	Can use hands the way he likes to
Penis	Pussy	Intercourse (big winner)
Penis	Ass	Anal (Still ok)
Penis	Lips/Tongue/Face	Blowjob (And is ok again)
Penis	Cleavage/Boobs	Rubs

 

This way, the probability of winning an intercourse is 1/9 :)