An idea. (Warning: Strictly NSFW)
In the world’s most legal city Amsterdam, prostitution is a totally accepted occupation (although not generally respected) and has since become a boring phenomenon for all but the first-time visitors (read Asian tourists). Go to the central Red-Light district, find a prostitute, get inside the red-room, pay 50 Euros and spend half an hour doing whatever you’d like to. Well, frankly, this is way too lusterless and tends to be uninteresting after a while. So here I’ve come up with a somewhat interesting idea that will decorate the whole business – “The Sex Lottery” so have I christened it; and it involves a bit of Math too J Read on …
The core idea is simple and is based on the general lottery business. How about you paying just 5 Euros for an intercourse together with a bit of fun instead of a not-so-handy 50 Euros for the same old ‘*ucking business’ ?? Sounds cool ?? But does it work out? It does, as it comes with a catch. Not all who pay 5 Euros get to have sex with a hottie.
So you’d ask if it’s the same lottery business where many buy the tickets and one of them wins it to get the grand-prize, ‘sex with a hottie’ in this case. NO. This’s not that.
Here we have two lists, one for the male-customer and the other for the ‘female-hottie’.
This is how the ‘male-customer’ list looks: { 1. Lips ; 2. Tongue ; 3. Nose ; 4. Hands ; 5. Penis }
And the ‘female-hottie’ list: { 1. Lips ; 2. Face ; 3. Boobs/Cleavage ; 4. Pussy ; 5. Ass ; 6. Thighs/Legs/Feet }
It should be clear by now I guess ;) The customer (male) picks two chits for 5 Euros, one from the ‘male’ list and the other from the ‘female’ list.
Rest is up for his fortunes to decide J
Let me denote the male list by the letter ‘M’ and female-list, ‘F’.
When he picks them,
|
M |
F |
Action
|
|
Lips |
Lips |
Smooch |
|
Lips |
Anything else |
Kisses |
|
Tongue |
Anything |
Licks |
|
Nose |
Anything |
Smells (yes, loser) |
|
Hands |
Anything |
Can use hands the way he likes to |
|
Penis |
Pussy |
Intercourse (big winner) |
|
Penis |
Ass |
Anal (Still ok) |
|
Penis |
Lips/Tongue/Face |
Blowjob (And is ok again) |
|
Penis |
Cleavage/Boobs |
Rubs |
This way, the probability of winning an intercourse is 1/9 :)