Balayya's Resume 1 O...

Balayya's

Resume 1

Objective --

Intend to build a career in film industry with challenging environment where I can do anything I want.

Experience--
30 years industry
Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
side role- 1979(14 flops)
Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)

project details--
1.bike riding on ground and in air
2.climbing any mountain with hands
3.pulling chair front and sending train back

Leadership skills--
Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

special attraction--
1.hitting thigh
2.having laser eye
3.senseless talking in functions, interviews

profile--
Name: bala krishna alias balayya
Father: ntr, founder- (telugu vani atma gouravam -)
brother: hari krishna, who does not listen to anybody
abbays: kalyan ram, zoo ntr, tarakaratna- all depending on their babai and tata for publicity
address: ehe, anni pranthaloo nave
phone number: 420420420

Resume 2

Balayya wants to post his resume in a film portal, to get calls from Producers.
Write what he will write in his resume and the response that he will get.

KALIKALAM VITAE

Name: Balayya
Email: balayya @ flopperclub.com

Career Objective:
To act in good action (comedy) films, and perform some best feats

Strengths:
Willingness to perform risky feats, deliver powerful dialogues and make comedy

Experience:
Worked for 30+ years in tollywood. Mostly worked in comedy films

Achievements:
Created world records in feats, comedy and flops

Awards:
Received "Best comedy actor" award from anti NBK fans

Currently working for "Simha", which is a comedy entertainer

Skills:
Factionism --- last used: Chennakesava Reddy
Climbing Everest --- last used: Vijayendra Varma
Pushing trains --- last used: Palnati Brahmanaidu
Police ---- last used: Allari Pidugu
Rape ---- last used: Allari Pidugu (charmi)
Kattulu ---- last used: Okka Magadu
Bombs ---- last used: Veera bhadra
Over action -- last used: Pandurangadu

Personal details:
Nick name: Balli
Address: #420, Floppers colony, Hyderabad
Phone: 0000000000
Languages known: Telugu (only)
preferred role: Comedian
Favorite villain: Mukhesh Rushi

Declaration:
I hereby declare that all the information given above is true and no more comments !

sample resume

Name: Balakrishna (alias Balayya)

Experience: more than 30 years

Skills: moving trains (Palnati brahmanaidu), climbing Mt. Everest (Vijayendra varma), shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu), playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.

Expectations: min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: world records in flops

Balayya gets a call from the director... B. Gopal.
Their telephonic conversation follows like this....

Gopal: Hi, is it Balayya ?
Balayya: Yes, who is this ?
Gopal: Are, nenu ra, nee favourite director, B. Gopal
Balayya: Oh... nuvva, ela vunnav ?
Gopal: Good, nee latest resume chusanu... chala bagundi.. oka movie cheddama ?
Balayya: Em, flop emana kavala enti ?
Gopal: cha ooruko... mana combination lo anni hits e kada ?
Balayya: Adi okappudu, ippudu e director naatho cinema theesina, vadiki vachedi flop e
Gopal: Poni, oka low budget cinema theeddamu...
Balayya: Enduku, cinema okka roju adatanika ?
Gopal: Cinemalu leka bore koduthundi...
Balayya: ponile, repu naa intiki ocheyi, oka story prepare cheddam...

Next day, Gopal wents to Balayya's house and discusses about the film titles...

"Select any one title....samaram simham reddy, Brahmi naidu, Simham Raju.... "

Balayya: abba, edo okati pettu....
Gopal: sare, e feats pedithe baguntundi....
train ni leputava, bus ni ulta chestava.... lekapothe oka flight ni kanti chooputho pelchesthava...
Balayya: Edo okati cheddam le... (special effects unnayi kada)
Gopal: ok, ayithe mana cinema super hit !
Balayya: ee mukka audience cheppali ra..

Created: 06/18/2010

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